Here's an old italian joke my father told me once, check it out:

A man walks into a bank because he needed to make a few transactions. There's no line up whatsoever, and the only teller is at the counter reading a newspaper.

The man says, "Excuse me."
The teller replies, without putting down his newspaper, "Go to the end of the line!"

Puzzled, the man turns around and sees there is still nobody waiting in line. He speaks again, "Excuse me, sir, there's no one....."

"I said get in line!" interrupted the teller, still intent on his reading

The man turns around, still no one there. Finally, he gets really angry and rips the newspaper away from the teller and slaps him across the face.

"Wh...Who did that?!" yelled the teller, getting really angry too.

The man said, "I don't know, there's so many people in here it could have been anyone."

*pukes*
I think it's funnier in Italian....