ok hers a good one

A little boy ask his teacher (who is a nun), is god a man or a woman and she says both he asks if god is black or white she replies god is both The little boy finnally asks if god is gay or straight and the nun then said he is both the little boy looking puzzled by her anwsers asks her ...Is God Micheal Jackson? ....lol
The S B Reviewed by The S B on . Got A Joke? (Post Them Here) Okay I was a bartender/waitress for years so I have to many jokes. :D Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde. :) First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette.................. First Sailor: Have you ever slept with a brunette?" Second Sailor" Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions" Rating: 5