Got A Joke? (Post Them Here)

[LilRedDevil]

Okay I was a bartender/waitress for years so I have to many jokes.


Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde.

First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has.

They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette..................
First Sailor: Have you ever slept with a brunette?"
Second Sailor" Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions"

They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead......................

First Sailor:" Have you ever slept with a redhead then?"
His companion looks at him and replies "Not a wink!"

~LMAO~ Now I think thats funny, hahahaha....I'm in a good mood too as I just got some *Hoolies* I was out

LilRedDevil Reviewed by LilRedDevil on 01-14-2005. Got A Joke? (Post Them Here) Okay I was a bartender/waitress for years so I have to many jokes. :D Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde. :) First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette.................. First Sailor: Have you ever slept with a brunette?" Second Sailor" Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions" Rating: 5

[poorman3]

lol. good one red. i can`t ever remember jokes. peace.

[LilRedDevil]

Just got this as an email

An old fellow was celebrating 92 years on this Earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello, toes!" he said, "How are you, toes? You know, you are 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember we walked in the park in summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday, toes!"

"Hello, knees," he continued. "How are you, knees? You know you're 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday knees!"

Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little bugger, if you were alive today, you'd be 92!."

[potsmoker101]

lolololololololol Nice one little red.. What ever happened to viagra ???

[The S B]

ok hers a good one

A little boy ask his teacher (who is a nun), is god a man or a woman and she says both he asks if god is black or white she replies god is both The little boy finnally asks if god is gay or straight and the nun then said he is both the little boy looking puzzled by her anwsers asks her ...Is God Micheal Jackson? ....lol

[LilRedDevil]

~lol~ Why has nobody shot MJ yet?? Fucking child molesters should all die!