WARNING: Coming to a town near you- Beasters

[horror business]

I hope this is the appropriate forum. I decided since I'm using pictures to prove my point, that it is. The subject is Beasters, and how many people are fooled. At this point, it is a critical concern, as my pictures will PROVE, because the SAME beaster is showing up all across America. And where does it come from? We'll get to that later.

On to my pictures. The first picture is a picture that the middleman/friend took of it before bringing it to me.. He would go up there to get some for himself, so he offered to take my money, and bring it back for me, which he did many times. He is no longer my friend, because I recently found out that the half ounces I was buying were only 175, and not 200 which he had me pay multiple times. Anyway, he used to bring me back great quality weed, but then the dealer had this SHIT for a month before he retired due to moving across the country.

The second picture was taken by billballard the creator of this thread: http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...ing-stuff.html. In the post he reveals he is located in the Philly area. Well, I'm in the midwest. As you can see, they are the exact same "strain". There is no mistaking it, once you've encountered it, trust me.

The third picture is a pretty recent one taken by punkr0x0r, the thread creator. Here's the original link to that thread in case you're interested: http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...half-quad.html
Where is punkr0x0r located at? Canada. The source. This shit is spreading like wild fire. In all of the forums where this weed has been posted, the majority of people say "Wow, that looks amazing, and dank" or something of that nature. Well, it's not. Sure, it may look good, but it doesn't get you high. It gets you drained. Not stoned, not "low" or anything that a normal indica should, but drained. It crackles when you smoke it. It's not even dry. The ashes are black, and taste like sulfer.

In every one of the threads, there is some one who tells the truth, that it is beaster. Unfortunately he is usually outnumbered by people who are fooled by it's appearance. If you come across this, as many people in virtually all the internet cannabis forums have been, don't buy it. It is mass produced shit. I am obviously not lying, because the dealer who I was getting it from, had a huge supply of it. And in other states, other people have large supplies of it, and the people who are getting it, are sick of it.

The pictures speak for themselves... Yes, they are pretty, but we're not in the floral industry, we're trying to get high, and get what we pay for. You get MUCH more higher off of "low grade" mexican weed, than this stuff, for half the cost. This stuff is SOLD as "dank", because of it's appearance. It has no smell, it has no flavor, it has no high. All it does is look nice.

It's mass produced in Canada, I know that for a fact, and I have read that it is grown by powerful Vietnamese gangs. They need to keep that shit in Canada, and stop sending it here. It's shit. Grow some real dank, and send it here if you want to, but not that shit. Hopefully this thread will educate people, and expose that shitty beaster.

Edit: I believe this deserves to be stickied, if not in this forum, than in the strains and seeds section, or wherever the most appropriate forum is. This is seriously spreading like wildfire across the states, and lots of people are paying high prices for this, just because of it's appearance. It's all the same guys, look at the pictures. They speak for themselves.

horror business Reviewed by horror business on 07-23-2007. WARNING: Coming to a town near you- Beasters I hope this is the appropriate forum. I decided since I'm using pictures to prove my point, that it is. The subject is Beasters, and how many people are fooled. At this point, it is a critical concern, as my pictures will PROVE, because the SAME beaster is showing up all across America. And where does it come from? We'll get to that later. On to my pictures. The first picture is a picture that the middleman/friend took of it before bringing it to me.. He would go up there to get some for Rating: 5

[horror business]

Definitely not Canada's fault, I'm not ignorant enough to blame one problem on the whole country like the war seems to do, and the majority of american's view on the middle east. Not all are terrorists, just like not all people who live in America agree with the government,lol a majority don't.

Yeah, the comedown sucks on this current massive "batch". Luckily I haven't bought it in over a month. Just actual dank :rasta:

[stinkyattic]

Go to college. Get a degree in biology, toxicology, horticulture, microbiology, chemistry, ect... then go to grad school to specialize in a sub field of plants.

College- Check.
Biology degree- Check.
Legitimate work experience at a legal herb hydroponics facility- Check.
Good job running a chemistry lab- Check.

Next step- Masters degree in Plant and Soil Sciences or Horticulture.

With any luck, we'll get decrim by the time I'm out. The state I intend to move to eventually has already gone medical.


We shall see what the future holds for Miss Stinky.

[punkr0x0r]

All I know, is that I'm sick of this crap.. I've gone through a half ounce in less than a week. I have to smoke so much of it to catch a decent high. Then, once you come down, it's a terrible burn out t hat makes you want to do nothing but sleep all day long.

One thing, if you say it's coming from Vietnamese growing it in BC, that's not really Canada's "fault." More or less the people who are growing it.

[Th3 sand m4n]

Where im from all people smoke around here is that same fucking beasters in your pics. I have allways told people it sucks ass but everyone thinks its good shit. I personaly agree with you that it sucks ass and just looks like it would be good. But the thing is their is so much beast around where i live that i have been smoking it for a couple of years, and you can get some really good beast but its really really rare. Most of the time the shit is what you were talking about wet.. shitty... leaf infested fools gold. "DUDE LOOK AT ALL THE Orange HAIRS" lmfao i have heard many a noob say that :rastasmoke:

[horror business]

And I'll try to explain to you one more time: Beasters are SHIT, and mids are better, lol.

[coledog855]

No, that really makes no sense whatsoever. The majority of beaster is sold at dank prices. Around 50 an 1/8th. If people stopped buying beasters, obviously the demand for something good would arise which in turn would make it more available and at a more reasonable cost. I honestly don't see how anyone can enjoy smoking it.

People buy it, and think it's dank, so obviously something better, something really dank will cost much more. At least $10 more an eighth.

It's actually pretty simple economics that makes sense to most people. The most basic concept in economics is probably "supply and demand".

I'll try to explain this to you one last time...


...Beasters has it's own share of the marketplace. The price range is on average 40-50 an 8th. The exact numbers don't matter, b/c evertying is relative to your market. Back to the point. Beasters avgs. 40-50. This fits in between mids that cost 30-40 for a quarter, and KB that costs 55-70 for an 8th. You will have a constant amount consumers who spread their money over mids, beast, and KB. The beaster consumers are usually people who want something better than mids, but can't afford KB. This all leads to our current set of prices due to the level of consistant demand in todays market. If you remove beast from the marketplace, then mids and KB will be left. Being as how beast is a very popular type, a gaping hole is left between the other types. Now the demand for mids and KB has risen. Especially for KB since there is no bridge between that and mids. With a rise in demand comes the ability of dealers to raise their prices with no loss in business. Now we are all paying more for KB and mids instantly. There are two roads this will lead to. Either more commercial weed will spring up and the quality will be no better than beasters b/c commercial growers are in the game to make money. OR This doesn't happen and we're stuck paying 60-70 an 8th unless we know the grower.

Most likely, the first will happen. You CANNOT prevent subpar products when a vastly profitable marketplace exists for that product.


If you plan on owning a business one day, you're going to need to know A LOT about economics!

[andCarrotRope]

oh ive seen it all around washington st, smells just like hay, but to noobies its danky..nothing to special, i think i got an oz for $200 :/

[coledog855]

In the end, I'm right, and the people that know agree. There will always be naysayers, but they obviously haven't experienced amazing weed before.

Get over yourself, it's just weed.

[Cervantez]

I hate when i smoke a joint and it drains you, wtf!! Thnx for showing that for us bro, hope it NEVER gets to the Azores!!!
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