d00000000000000000000000000000d say you're goin to bed, smoke in your room and be stealthy about it.

some shit i use to do:

][ reverse the battery in your fire alarm just in case
][ use some sort of fan near the window. its summer, fans arent sketchy to parents
][ use a bottlecap and put it over ur bowl when you are done hitting it to kill the extra smoke (sometimes stop it from burning and conserve weeD)
][ put some music on to kill little sounds like lighting your weed or you coughin. cough into a pillow, and if you have to cough, hold your hit in longer. it works for me, maybe it will for you
][ pop some eyedrops beforehand
][ if you wanna get up an move around, and ur parents are the type to come in and ask why u arent asleep, just say u could not sleep