Okay, for obvious reasons I haven't been able to share this with anybody, but a few weeks ago I got a blister right in the middle of my ass crack near the top, and it was a BITCH because it just kept getting irritated and irritated every time I moved my legs. And so it swelled up until it was very uncomfortable to sit down or lie on my back, but I could make the pain go down for a little while if I got myself into the right position. Eventually it started oozing blood and pus, which wasn't fun. Well, today it finally popped. There was a LOT of blood, but I solved that problem with some paper towels and now I can sit here in my chair without squirming around in pain! Yay! I'm going to smoke a bowl!

Hey, I warned you it was extremely gross.
Oneironaut Reviewed by Oneironaut on . Yay! I can sit down again! (warning: extremely gross) Okay, for obvious reasons I haven't been able to share this with anybody, but a few weeks ago I got a blister right in the middle of my ass crack near the top, and it was a BITCH because it just kept getting irritated and irritated every time I moved my legs. And so it swelled up until it was very uncomfortable to sit down or lie on my back, but I could make the pain go down for a little while if I got myself into the right position. Eventually it started oozing blood and pus, which wasn't fun. Rating: 5