Do you have a nick name for your penis?

[DarkHairedSativa]

I figured yours would be cockzilla lmao. ^^ that reminded me of a joke where a man walked into a gay bar and the bartender told him he couldnt get served until he had a name for his dick. He asked a few people, one said what you did, another said "Timex, because it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin" and he finally came up with "Secret. Because its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

LMAO!!!!:thumbsup:

[Fatty Pneumonia]

Most times I call it -" lonely".

[Mingles]

Mr. Inky

I can't even begin to remember where it came from.

[STIMPY21]

the majic Johnson, mind u I am only average in size but disproportionatley large in thickness. Anyways,when I was young I got up with a girl a couple years older than me she was a tittle taller than me, Raquel Welch body and a beautiful face with blond hair like mine. She taught me quite a bit about sex to add to what i had already picked up. I had this thing where I could fuck,fuck, bust a nut and then keep on fucking without stopping and then straining wild animal death throes hard bust a momentous load nearly passing out and then drifting dreamily to sleep. I don't go around asking guys how they nut but from all I have ever heard from girls that this is an uncommon ability. Anyway after the first time that happened she started calling it the majic Johnson because of this and the name stuck. Although she had been with a more than a few guys I was the only guy that she had seen that had ever done that. She used to use me specifically to get her cookie because she had a boyfriend that she dated in public. We kind of had to sneak around, only in public certain hours and certain hang outs where none of his friends were. I know I knowI was a ho dog sorry reformed now. She married him as did I eventually marriy another also(11year mistake). I guess that he wasn't quite able to knock her bucket over. She gushed like a flood - automatic sheet change even if we were just fooling around more than a tiny bit. Boy do I miss those days. I have to say she was my sexual match and maybe a little more because we had to back off sometimes because the old johnson was getting sore. I have been married now for the second time 12 years and no intention of changing that but I do think of her fondly time to time. Sex with her at that pace now would surely give me a heart attack, but it is fun to imagine...
STIMPY21

[palerider7777]

the "muff mangler"