Do you have a nick name for your penis?

[GraziLovesMary]

i call it chevy, cuz its like a rock haha

I figured yours would be cockzilla lmao. ^^ that reminded me of a joke where a man walked into a gay bar and the bartender told him he couldnt get served until he had a name for his dick. He asked a few people, one said what you did, another said "Timex, because it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin" and he finally came up with "Secret. Because its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."