Do you have a nick name for your penis?

[tuete]

good ol' weasel :yippee:

[DarkHairedSativa]

My dick's called Frank. Say hi Frank.

lmAO...hi....:wtf:

[DarkHairedSativa]

Probably from Wierd Al's remake of the song MMM MMM MMM MMM. The part about John Bobbit.. lol

Anyways my penis is named "Bob." Simple and to the point. ("Bob my knob, or slob on Bob.. its your choice") I named one girlfriends vagina "Felix", another was "Marsha" and another girl asked me to name hers (I was honored!) and I named it "Victoria's Secret."

OMG!!! That's a good idea......hmmm...:jointsmile:

[DarkHairedSativa]

i named my dick lil john (its one of those things like they call the biggest dude in the gang tiny like that) and i name all three of my nuts (u just went WTF didint u) righty is named maryjane and the lefty is named keefer,


peace out TjM

3 nuts?!?!? :wtf:

[mseerob]

uhhh? a nick name for my penis? lol wtf!?!

[budsmoker only]

when i was in middle school i named my dick "Wilbur".....

so i guess that would be the name of my penis....
havnt used that in awhile tho...

[bcgirl]

Thats awesome1:S2:

[ganjzilla]

i call it chevy, cuz its like a rock haha

[GraziLovesMary]

i call it chevy, cuz its like a rock haha

I figured yours would be cockzilla lmao. ^^ that reminded me of a joke where a man walked into a gay bar and the bartender told him he couldnt get served until he had a name for his dick. He asked a few people, one said what you did, another said "Timex, because it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin" and he finally came up with "Secret. Because its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

[igot4cheep]

I call mine "Dam... You where not lying"
At least what I was told since I was 16.