Once at a sports store at my local mall I watched two average looking people pull what I have always thought was an amazing crime. They went to a rack of sweatshirts where the shirts were folded up on shelves at several different levels. One of them grabbed one of the shirts and held it up as if he was examing it to see if it fits. This provided excellent coverage for the other guy to bend down and empty the shelves into a shopping bag he was carrying around. They put the shirt back down and walked out. Easily getting a few hundred dollars worth of apparel in less than one minute.

Also me and my friends used to go to a convience store and grab those big ass 44 ounce cups. Then instead of filling them with soda we would go down the candy isle and load up the cup. Throw a lid on top, and pay you 89 cents for the "drink" and walk out. Wrong i know but great for the munchies when you are shorthanded on cash.
WEsmokeED Reviewed by WEsmokeED on . anybody ever witnessed a crime? story-time...sorry, this is kinda long/rambly. man, what a fucked up weekend i had. friday night, i was chilling at my friend's house with 2 other guys on his front porch. we're all underage, btw, but we weren't drinking anything friday night (good thing, too...) we were just chilling. all of a sudden we hear this loud-ass car running real fast through his neighborhood, and we hear the sound of shattering glass. we're like...looking around at one another like, is this really happening? the Rating: 5