Ever been caught masturbating??????

[LuckyG]

my grandmother caught me masturbating one time and i had crisco in one hand, whip creamin the other and flower all over my ass she said..... are you trying to jerkoff or bake cookies...... my familys twisted:wtf:

I'm sorry, what the fuck? Wierd fetish.

I got caught a few months ago by a friend of mine. It was actually pretty funny. Other than that I've been lucky.