Ever been caught masturbating??????

[clever421]

my grandmother caught me masturbating one time and i had crisco in one hand, whip creamin the other and flower all over my ass she said..... are you trying to jerkoff or bake cookies...... my familys twisted:wtf:

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is the funniest thing i put it in my signature :thumbsup:

clever421 Reviewed by clever421 on 07-27-2007. Ever been caught masturbating?????? I did several weeks ago i was jerking off to pam anderson and my mom walked in and looked at it then i kept going:thumbsup: Rating: 5

[snowblind]

my dad couaght me once but i managed to put my cock away, he just saw the porn and said thats not revision and left.

the worst was when i went into my room, and found my parents on my bed, watching my porn on my xbox.

i just shut the door, left and went to smoke a j.

damn

[spliffstar22]

^^^

DAMN

[CannabisHappiness]

Yes. My mom caught me when I was barely 15 masturbating to lesbian porn (I'm female). She was just like 'what the...' and left the room. And when I was 17, my ex's grandmother walked in on us fucking (on purpose) to tell me that I better get my ass dressed cuz my mom was there to get me. Oh both of those times were so awkward.

[MadSativa]

Happend to mee at an ex's house she was bussy and I was ready to get bussy I was in her bedroom looking at all her pics and when she came in I was right next to the door looking at a poster of her and I exploded on her I didnt mean too but she just walked in at the perfect time. It was like the sceen from 40 year old vergin (it feels so good). she was mad about me jizzing on her dress but we made up quick and then long and then quick again.

[onequestion]

Did anybody see grandmas boy? That has one of the funniest "getting walked in on" scens ive ever seen. Actually, its THE funniest.

[sexy smoke]

ive caught my ex-girlfriend masturbating

[baisez le monde.]

My mom has walked in but she didn't actually SEE anything really.. she totally freaked out though.

A few weeks ago my boyfriend caught me. At first he was turned on, then offended because we, or should I say he, had finished up only 10 minutes before.

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm so not looking forward to walking in on my son jerking it....

lol.... ima have to make a DVD of stephen lynch, and put it in a little glass case with "break incase of emergency" written on it....