too bad you don't live near Rochester, New York. they have a 1 house darth vader hookah (it's called a hookah at the shop but basically it's a bong with a rubber stem instead of a long glass tube, and you smoke right out of vaders head.

they also have an absolutely stunning bubbler of vader and luke in a lightsaber duel with a tube for smoke under them and a tube above, and the 2 tubes twist and like fuse together at the end. its breathtaking but costs $120 for a bub.