I have a weird crush on John Stewart of the Daily Show- he is so smart and witty and cute, I just want to sit in his lap, unbutton his perfectly ironed shirt and do things to him that make him blush and stammer! Even my dear husband understands that, especially since he would quickly trade me in for Gwen Stefani I suspect

I'm also with birdgirl on Anthony Bourdain, he's so naughty he's delicious!

And of course, David Bowie - deep sigh - so sexy, even when he wore more makeup than I did!