i'm 22, the settlement was psychological damage the lawyers got from my wife getting hit by a car (she got money too btw o.0 which was totally unexpected)

i'm just curious, cuz i'm not exagerating.... the only thing otu of my mom's mouth was 'i was so proud yal spent yals money in a respnosible manner and got a car... but <myname> a 600 FUCKING DOLLAR DOG?! I FEEL LIKE SLAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU....' 3 seconds go by... '600 DOLLARS FOR A DOG?!'...

i'm sure you can fill in the rest of the half hour as it just went like that...