this only goes to prove that elections have less to do with issues than entertainment (bad entertainment, but entertainment none the less). i am now predicting that the 2008 election will end in a tie with 4% of the votes going to giuliani and 4% to clinton. the remaining 92% will probably be write-ins for clay aikin, who will be found impaled on a 12 foot long dildo in a seedy hotel shortly after the election. i further predict that the tie will be broken with a televised american idol style competition between the hillary dancers and rudy's rockettes. there will be no winner, but the american people will definitely be the losers.