Rap Battles III

[Juggalo k00kie]

yeah, i was kindof easy in Rap Battles 2 =/

[Juggalo k00kie]

improv shit is fresh as hell, but i'd rather do shit like this in forums where i have a little time to think instead of like.. real life or even chats and shit, i can do all that, but i can get hella more creative with even like 3 minutes to think

[Chronisseur]

well.. i'm bored and it's late, so why not

uhh, jea.. i like cookies.. uh huh, i like cookies.. that's right.. i like cookies... check it
i like cookies, chocolate chip, oreo, or oatmeal/
i get hyper off the sugar, homie's like "hold still!"//
i'm like "HELL NAW, GIMME COOKIES MUTHA FUCKA!/
when the girl scouts come around i stick 'em up like suckas//
but not with a gun, 'cause you know i ain't strapped/
but know if you got a cookie in your hand, bitch, you're meetin the bat//
i loves me some cookies, vanilla, peanut butter, lemon/
don't forget to wait an hour before you go swimmin//
UHH, CHECK IT... Chips Ahoy up in this bitch.. Chipset represent!

LOL

[Raider187]

This is just a little something to keep your ass in check
The muthaphukkin Evil Empire is still in effect
You claimin that you great, but Iâ??m one of a kind
And your entire album cant match the power of even just one of my lines
Because everything I say or do may be fatal
Rock your children to sleep and then ignite their cradle
Slam the body on the floor and stomp it like a kick drum
Then scrape the brains off my boot like some old bubble gum
Now say what you wanna say but Iâ??m out of you reach
And none of yaâ??ll muthaphukkaz will ever fade my technique
Fuck peace, this is war, get fuck off my floor
Cuz when the shit goes down you the first out the door
You cant ever reach my kind of lyrical level
Not even if you manage to cut a deal with the fuckin devil
You think you can spit hard bars? Iâ??ll make you jaw wired tight
And every time you shit its your mouth you hafta wipe
Thatâ??s how much Iâ??ll fuck your ass up cannabis
My lyrics are bitch seeking missiles and they never miss
Iâ??ll make put your fuckin mouth on the goddamn curb
And your teeth shatterin will be the last thing you ever heard
And the last time anyone would have ever saw ya
Your body was chopped up and floatin up the river like you were tom fuckin sawyer
CYRAX wipe that cum off your back
Everytime you talk you get fucked because everyone knows you cant rap
You rhyme, sick with stick, play with day
With that stance theres no chance you can touch my relentless melee
And then theres your bitch Juggalo, and you know
I bet he begs you to let him eat up your little dicks cum load
This is a battle, and you sendin him compliments
And Iâ??m sure Iâ??ve got my point across of all your irrelevance
I wonder, should I stop now or should I go further?
Because every time I exhale its lyrical murder
Fuck it, TopNotchSwagger I hafta deliver yo mark ass a dagger
I bet no bitch would let you fuck her until the ambulance had already bagged her
Open your ears its pointless to resist
Each lyric I spit grows under your skin like a cyst
And youâ??ll swear youâ??ve just been bitten by a viper
But its just the fear that I got you in the crosshairs of my sniper
Iâ??ve got the gun to your dome, pressin your temple
45 slug makes your head pop like a pimple
Never let me catch you walkin down the sidewalk
Because itâ??s a habit that Iâ??ll leave your ass traced in white chalk
Now you truly havenâ??t met anyone thatâ??s a threat
But thatâ??s because you havenâ??t stepped to someone like me yet
Naw fuck guns, my versus are more lethal than an attempt at suicide
If you shoot yourself in the head you have a better shot to survive

[Juggalo k00kie]

too long... too few good lines LOL

[Raider187]

Too long for ya huh? I knew you couldnt keep up with me.

[cannabisis4for20]

ok now swagger you getitn me all serious
if you think those rhymes work you must be delirious
i shoot you for starin and leave you all curious
i told ya boy cus im notorious
ya pushed me to much and now im furious
when i get down with ya gurl im all spontaneous
so when ya leave ya house ya better be cautious
cus im the type to spike ya drink just to get ya nauseous

you cant spit bars like i can
thats why they call you a woman, and call me a man
all you talk about is pluggin the crapper
next time i see ya girl im'a slap her

i spit bars harder than you and aint broke my jaw
my rhymes are so heavy when i spit i break the law
you just got smoked so dont think ya raw
ill slice you dice you fuck u up with my paws

Yo cannabis campbell
all you ever do is ramble
you boast
and your posts piss of most
but you're rhymes can't take me down
I rep that east coast.
west coast is where I frown
It's time to hand me your balls
N' put on a wedding gown

Hey, you watch scarface every day
That movie is gay
you take movie requests
you need to forget it and just roll a jay
that thread is mediocre, at best

I'm done with this cat
and dat's dat

[cannabisis4for20]

This is just a little something to keep your ass in check
The muthaphukkin Evil Empire is still in effect
You claimin that you great, but Iâ??m one of a kind
And your entire album cant match the power of even just one of my lines
Because everything I say or do may be fatal
Rock your children to sleep and then ignite their cradle
Slam the body on the floor and stomp it like a kick drum
Then scrape the brains off my boot like some old bubble gum
Now say what you wanna say but Iâ??m out of you reach
And none of yaâ??ll muthaphukkaz will ever fade my technique
Fuck peace, this is war, get fuck off my floor
Cuz when the shit goes down you the first out the door
You cant ever reach my kind of lyrical level
Not even if you manage to cut a deal with the fuckin devil
You think you can spit hard bars? Iâ??ll make you jaw wired tight
And every time you shit its your mouth you hafta wipe
Thatâ??s how much Iâ??ll fuck your ass up cannabis
My lyrics are bitch seeking missiles and they never miss
Iâ??ll make put your fuckin mouth on the goddamn curb
And your teeth shatterin will be the last thing you ever heard
And the last time anyone would have ever saw ya
Your body was chopped up and floatin up the river like you were tom fuckin sawyer
CYRAX wipe that cum off your back
Everytime you talk you get fucked because everyone knows you cant rap
You rhyme, sick with stick, play with day
With that stance theres no chance you can touch my relentless melee
And then theres your bitch Juggalo, and you know
I bet he begs you to let him eat up your little dicks cum load
This is a battle, and you sendin him compliments
And Iâ??m sure Iâ??ve got my point across of all your irrelevance
I wonder, should I stop now or should I go further?
Because every time I exhale its lyrical murder
Fuck it, TopNotchSwagger I hafta deliver yo mark ass a dagger
I bet no bitch would let you fuck her until the ambulance had already bagged her
Open your ears its pointless to resist
Each lyric I spit grows under your skin like a cyst
And youâ??ll swear youâ??ve just been bitten by a viper
But its just the fear that I got you in the crosshairs of my sniper
Iâ??ve got the gun to your dome, pressin your temple
45 slug makes your head pop like a pimple
Never let me catch you walkin down the sidewalk
Because itâ??s a habit that Iâ??ll leave your ass traced in white chalk
Now you truly havenâ??t met anyone thatâ??s a threat
But thatâ??s because you havenâ??t stepped to someone like me yet
Naw fuck guns, my versus are more lethal than an attempt at suicide
If you shoot yourself in the head you have a better shot to survive

That's way too long
You're over compensatin' for a small schlong
If you saw me walkin down the street you'd run off
and be gone

you're soft
just turn your head and cough
you drink star bucks in your loft
then log on to canna
take of that bandanna
and go eat a banana

call up def jam
you're only shot
but damn
I've heard better from a robot

cross this cat off the list
while I go take a piss

[cannabisis4for20]

well then...
yo listen cuzzin im the only one buzzin cuz im the best at it
u can catch top notch in the kitchen wit stacks of cheese like i had a eating habit...u could say im back at it like a crack addict...these lines toss *****s like sum chopped eggs n salad, so the next best step for the rest of ya would be juss to toss ya raps in a trash basket
i tend to get so high ud probly mistake top notch for a martain
u couldnt kill me in a battle if u had 300 spartans
i got punchlines thattl hitchu like a bad pitch
youd think i worked at a pringles factory how i stack chips
if u tried to rob me you wouldnt have nearly enuff swagger to rock my ice
the only time cannabis campbell would ever shoot a 2 is if he was rollin dice...
and the hits out....

You started this thread
I read the first two and wished I was dead
Thanks for bringin this shit back
you smokin crack?
everyone in here has worse lyrics then FACK
you're a hack
and won't even be able to write a good comeback

(*FACK is an eminem song)

[Raider187]

That's way too long
You're over compensatin' for a small schlong
If you saw me walkin down the street you'd run off
and be gone

you're soft
just turn your head and cough
you drink star bucks in your loft
then log on to canna
take of that bandanna
and go eat a banana

call up def jam
you're only shot
but damn
I've heard better from a robot

cross this cat off the list
while I go take a piss

You keep your shit small to make yourself feel big
But bitch Iâ??ll snap ya in half like a twig
I took four bitches out all at one time
While you struggle to complete just one of your whack ass lines
Call a truce now or itâ??ll be your doom
And I highly suggest you do it as soon
As possible otherwise the damages on your side will be colossal
But cha didnâ??t listen not like Jesus and his apostles
And now you have lost it all to gain nothing, not even a new religion
I just want you to know that blows hit with precision
And Iâ??m never hesitant to run up in your crib then
Let safety slip let the bullet rip into you cerebral cortex
Send you through a motherfuckin vortex of death
Thatâ??ll make you and your entire family gasp for breath
You eat be eating more meat than a maggot
If it wasnâ??t for a banana youd still be a virgin, fuckin faggot
Your only defense that I make my shit to long
But thatâ??s why Iâ??m on top where I belong
You aint even worth the time to be put on a list
Because I bet a bitch like you sits down to take piss