oh man this is sounding like a big time bummersky. i just got a freebie pack i was hoping for some dank nuggets not some problem child seeds! I'm going to soak in water (with filtered water with very trace amounts of superthrive, liquid karma and peroxide) overnight, without looking at any of them or worrying about taproots i'm going to put them in wet paper towel in a plastic bag on a germination heating pad with a layer of cardboard in between check on them till i see little roots then strait into rockwool and soil
(I know it might not be "natural" to use heating pads, paper towels, liquid karma, superthrive and shit like that but hell we're doing all this indoors, that ain't natural we might as well try to do everything without harming the organism to ensure success and health, hell i'd give them crushed up flinstones vitamins if it would help)