If ur rindin in a chevy and you feel somethin heavy

[jaGerbom]

When you're standin' in the shower
And you smell somethin sour,
Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into home
And your pants are full of foam,
Diarrhea

When you're sittin' in a class,
And that fart let out more than gas,
Diarrhea

If you feel something runny
And you don't think it's funny
Diarrhea

i have to admit i got all those off a website i found from google.

EDIT: these are funny - "You sound like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples."

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." - Harry S Truman

[yoda]

when your walking through your house and leaving trails for a mouse, diarhhea

im trying to remember old ones from as a kid, but most of my favs are already in here. i also love the skit chappelle does where he has the choir singers doing the diarhhea song.

[Nightcrewman]

I don't think I have ever seen so many Shitty posts LOL


Cheers

NCM

[orangeman]

When you're running down the track and something oozes out your crack Diarrhea

[friendowl]

when your in doggy style and get hit with a wet pile
diarrhea

[jaGerbom]

.....wow hahaha
if your slidin into home and you feel a little foam....diarrhea

hahaha those are the only ones i know that arent taken

lol i said one very similar to that but i still enjoy the effort.

[Oneironaut]

If there's something in your pants
and it smells a bit like France
DIARRHEA!

[Frivolous248]

When you jump in the pool and you feel something cool, diarrhea , splat, splat, diarrhea

when your driving in the car and you hear something sar(?), diarrhea, splat splat, diarrhea

[king of the world]

dave chappelle diarrhea ----> YouTube - Diarrhea!