"Hey! Plant stealer! We don't take kindly to your type around here."

"Now calm down AR-15. He ain't hurtin nobody."

"No! I wann know something from mister, I think it's ok to steal plants, here. If someone else took the time to grow a plant somewhere, what makes you think its ok to just go ahead and take it?"

"Now AR-15, I don't want no trouble..."

Kudos to anyone if they can say where that's from.