The most high I've ever been is when I got some crazy, sparkly, fluffy stuff from the mountain.

I was actually on cannabis.com and had taken a few hits and was starting to type some crazy idea. All of a sudden, I got nauseous and my face got cold and I fell out of my chair. I couldn't breathe and I screamed, I was getting sucked into the floor, and I picked up the phone and called my mom and told her I was dying.

She asked if I was smoking, and I said yes, and she laughed her ass off and told me I'd be fine. She hung up and I laid there on my back with the phone on my face for about twenty minutes, then watched Dragon Tales.