Omg... omg... I haven't laughed this hard in a while while sober. This is funny shit my friends. In fact, this is probably one of my favorite topics to read. I will go ahead and add mine to the list.

It was my first time getting faded and we went to the mall and blazed in the parking lot and oh boy was I stoned out of my mind. We went into the mall and they had all blazed before and were acting pretty normal except for the occasionall chuckle or what not but I had the biggest smile on my face ever. We went to go order food and I COULD NOT stop laughing. It felt as if everyone knew I was stoned but was happy about it, idk I guess I was so high i was trippin about it. Then when we were eating I couldnt stop laughing and the food tasted soooo good. Orange chicken and rice and I could taste every individual grain of rice in my mouth at the same time.

The point where I felt the highest was after we ate we were walking around and two out of our group of four got distracted by some trippy light display set up in the mall, and me and my other friend decided we would go hide from em. (just a few yards away behind an advertisement, lol!) And I started walking, but when I tried to start running, I could not run. It felt as if I was doing some mime shit or something and simulating running. I was pumping my arms and what not but I could not get going faster then a walk. This of course made me burst out laughing I had like a breakdown in the middle of the mall and was the most enjoyable time I have had since I have been alive on this earth. =]