This really grinds my gears

[Reefer Rogue]

If rubbing cold ice on my testicles is wrong, i don't wanna be right.

[qdavid]

Man, that cleavage thing bugs my ass too. I don't know how many times when I look up into their eyes eventually, they act insulted. It's almost like they've never seen drool or somebody pull out their pecker and start jack hammering. Sheesh.

[Mississippi Steve]

If they don't want to get stared at, then don't run around almost nekkid. If they insist on running around almost nekkid, then they got no room to bitch.

[Blitzed]

Man, I thought i was the only person who says nekkid...

[Shannon]

If rubbing cold ice on my testicles is wrong, i don't wanna be right.

HAHAHAHAH

[DebuteMachine23]

They are testing you man. Women respond to negative actions, right? So do guys. We just don't like to see it.

Alls I'm saying is that if she bitches at you, bitch right back. And then get into a conversation with her, and get her number. (You don't really have to).

Honestly, I dare you, give this a try.

"(Girl bitches while you were looking at her)"
"Hey, I was just noticing that girl over there is hotter than you."

[thcbongman]

When I stare at a girl, they always turn around and try to hide. I can't tell if it's a good thing or bad thing, but I glance for a momemt and go on my day!

[TallCoolOne]

If rubbing cold ice on my testicles is wrong, i don't wanna be right.

or an ice pack. Homer: "I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold."