My drug test preparation! I can't believe it!

[g35coupe]

Im new to this board, and I'd like to share my drug test preparation story. Let me start off that me and my boys dont smoke too much good bud, we usually burn Mids because we have a connect that supplies us an ounce for about $50, and its a hell of a buy for how high this weed gets us. Well anyways, I was terminated from a previous job for bullshit reasons, so I was in the process of looking for a job. I was offered an interview and all went well and he told me he'd call me back either the next day or Wednesday. Granted this was on a Monday. Well I didnt receive a call the entire week, so I was like, hmm, I guess he found someone else, so I said fuck it, im smoking. On friday night, we smoked 2 blunts between 3 heads before "Live free or Die Hard" (awesome movie btw) and another 2 blunts afterwards. Then saturday night, we went to go see Transformers and we did the same ritual, 2 blunts before, 2 blunts after. Well on Sunday at 1pm, I receive a surprising call, it was the job recruiter and he asked me to come to the job to pick up the finalizing paperwork.

Low and behold, the infamous 6-sheet drug form. I was shitting bricks. There is no way I could pass this shit! As soon as I come home with the paperwork, I start chugging water like a motha. My mom also asked me to wash her car that day, and I spent about 5 hours detailing her shit, chugging water in the process. I killed 1.5 gallons that night. I also looked in my cabinets for any kind of detox tea, and I found some stuff, so I drank me a cup of this stuff. Although he told me to take the test first thing Monday, theres no way I was going to. I did the same for Monday and Tuesday, 1.5 gallons, and a Tea for breakfast and a Tea for nighttime. On Wednesday, I decided I could not delay it anymore or else I'd be suspicious and decided to go and take it that day. I drank a Tea that morning, and didnt eat anything. Before I arrived at school, I bought me a 1.5qt yellow gatorade, and I drank it thru-out school. I pissed a total of 4 times before I went to go take it. I arrived at the place, having to take the MEANEST piss in the world, and they were taking so long to call my name. They call my name, I go in, I piss about 3 seconds into the toilet, grab my shit to stop the flow, I aim in the cup and piss until I fill it, and I finish the rest of my piss in the toilet. It wasnt THAT clear, but still had a slight tint of yellow in it. That whole weekend I had my heart in my throat thinking there was a chance it could come back positive. I called in Friday, no results yet. Saturday, nothing. I receive a call on Monday around 8am, and my heart drops as I pick up the phone. He then tells me all is clear and I come in and start immediately. HOLY SHIT, I damn near pissed my pants from joy. Hahahaha, Sorry I wrote so much, but thats my story. If you guys want to know the Tea I drank, I can definitely post up a picture maybe tomorrow night. I dont know exactly if it was the Tea that worked the magic, or what, but I really thought it was an act of god lmao. None of my drug-test failing friends could believe it and they were all calling me ridiculous for passing. :thumbsup: We all smoked a congratulations blunt on Monday as well after I got out from work. :rastasmoke:

g35coupe Reviewed by g35coupe on 07-18-2007. My drug test preparation! I can't believe it! Im new to this board, and I'd like to share my drug test preparation story. Let me start off that me and my boys dont smoke too much good bud, we usually burn Mids because we have a connect that supplies us an ounce for about $50, and its a hell of a buy for how high this weed gets us. Well anyways, I was terminated from a previous job for bullshit reasons, so I was in the process of looking for a job. I was offered an interview and all went well and he told me he'd call me back either the next Rating: 5

[SlyTX]

Congrats on passing your drug test, im surprised you passed too because from the research ive done I would imagine your test would come back inconclusive because of the dilution of it. If I may ask what kind of company did you test for? Like were they high profile. I had a drug test for a job right after the interview, caught me totally by surprise and I knew I wouldnt pass so I drank two bottles of water and a gatorade and by the time I pissed, it was sooo clear. The nurse was even joking about how clear it was, it had a very very slight tint to it. It took a few days for the results to go back to the employer and they didnt even mention anything about it. I know I either failed the test or it was inconclusive, yet they still gave me the job. They are a very laid back company though, so I guess it might be possible for them to just disregaurd the results of the test even if its positive or inconclusive.

[g35coupe]

The job was for a gas station, I worked for Mobil from Aug of '06 till April of '07. Got a new job working as a network admin for this company, I was there for 1.5 months before I quit, manager was a noob and I actually had more updated computer certifications than him, I'm 19 he's 24. So here I was tryna look for a new job, so I was like f*ck it, back to Mobil, but I love smoking my weed. I have mad boys that tried applying for Mobil and got the job, but it was all dependent on the drug test and miserably failed. And we'd smoke even after receiving the bad news hahaha. Its hard to give up my weed but I'm a functional pothead