At the greenhouse where I used to work, they called me Gilligan because I'm short and had just gotten out of the Coast Guard.
In the Coast Guard, they called me Spazz on the rifle team because I refused to stop drinking coffee and the coach was like shocked that I could still compete.
At the fish hatchery where I worked in VT, they called me Flatlander or Masshole for obvious reasons.
Now I guess I'm just Stinky.