Almost mauled by a dog..

[Markass]

Running does not help much, because these dogs are fast.

maybe it wouldn't help in your case, but I outran the fuck out of that dog...he was no more than six feet from me, but he sure wasn't going to catch my ass..

Markass Reviewed by Markass on 07-17-2007. Almost mauled by a dog.. I was walking home a few minutes ago and this fucking huge rotweiller came out and started barking at me, I was walking, nearly off the right side of the road and it was on the left...then it just started running at me, I ran for nearly a block and it finally stopped, but I stood still and it stayed there and was barking at me..called 911 and the cops arrived about five minutes later to give me a ride home..wow...I'm stoned as shit..a very interesting ride..haha, but that scared the shit out of Rating: 5