Course of action--re: drug test

[Brack]

I smoke mainly on the weekends. A couple of weekends ago I had my bday and I chiefed like the high poombah, and contiued until Thursday of last week. So about a total of 5-6 days smokin down. Usually I'm a weekend warrior, smoking maybe once or twice a week.

I do freelance computer work for the obvious perks of making my own hours, setting my own pay, and not subjecting myself to intrusive drug tests. However, yesterday I was offered a job that makes my current pay look like Crayola's. Needless to say, I want the job, it suits me, and it would be an excellent career move, but I'm dirty.

I'm 6' even, and 135lbs, aka, skin and bones. Regardless of my bday binge, I took a couple hits off of a J saturday night, so I'm guessing at this point I'm just 2-3 days clean.

I start work on Thursday but I have no idea when I'll get tested, but I've been assured I will be. Supposedly I won't be filling out any paperwork until next Monday, so since that deadline has been set, I'm guessing that's when they'll want a UA.

Needless to say I have a very high metabolism (I'm a walking diet pill) but I'm not too confident in myself passing this drug test without help. If I were two weeks clean I know I could pass (done it before) but such is not the case. So I'm thinking about substitution urine.

This test could be popped on me anytime between Wednesday and whenever, and I need to be prepared because I might not have time to pass on the fly, and I honestly don't think I could.

Given my body stats, and my marijuana intake, is it feasible that I might could pass this test regardless? Is substitution my only option? If so that's fine, but how could I make that work on the fly... for instance: Riding around with a rep, drop me off at the testing facility and says, "lets go ahead and get it over with." I think I'd be kind of screwed without some kind of failsafe.

If I'd seen the job coming I wouldn't have acted as I have, but it just came up, and I could really, really use it. I would really appreciate any tips someone might have for my plight.

Thank you all,
Brack

Brack Reviewed by Brack on 07-17-2007. Course of action--re: drug test I smoke mainly on the weekends. A couple of weekends ago I had my bday and I chiefed like the high poombah, and contiued until Thursday of last week. So about a total of 5-6 days smokin down. Usually I'm a weekend warrior, smoking maybe once or twice a week. I do freelance computer work for the obvious perks of making my own hours, setting my own pay, and not subjecting myself to intrusive drug tests. However, yesterday I was offered a job that makes my current pay look like Crayola's. Rating: 5

[FakeBoobsRule]

Anything is possiblw, too close to call. Get an instant test and use the first void of the day.

[Brack]

Just got a packet in the mail from my possible employer and it already has the drug screen sheet in there, from MedTox, so I assume its possible I could be giving a sample as soon as tomorrow. I suppose I'll use substitution with a friend's urine and let you all know how it goes.

[Brack]

Went out and bought some supplies, including two home test kits, one to use today and tomorrow morning. Just got done using the one today and I failed it.. so it looks like substitution is the only option. So I bought a 2.5fl oz bottle of travel shampoo and my temp readings have been good... practice practice... been using a stick on temp reader and two digitals to be extra cafreful. Is 2.5 fl oz enough do you think? And as long as I'm not being watched I should be alright yeah?

Thanks again.

[Brack]

Interesting turn of events... my girlfriend brought home another drug test the hospital she works at, without knowing I'd already bought 2 and failed one. She asked me to go ahead and try it (she's kinda wiley) and I passed this one.

Could it be that its just later in the day? I really don't know if I should risk substitution or just use my own. I dunno, my metabolism is ultra fast and I'm a very little guy, but both options sound risky. Just looking for a little insight and tomorrow is drawing closer (although I'm not sure of my exact test date yet).

Any insight would be appreciated, and sorry for continually bumping my post, just relaying events as they happen.

thanks again,
Brack

[Brack]

Urgent:

Got my hands on some clean urine about 1 1/2 hours ago, I don't know if I test in like 10 hours or if I'll test tomorrow. Should I store the urine in the refrigerator or in the freezer?

Thanks, and a prompt reply would be even more appreciated... as time isn't on my side.

[happiestmferoutthere]

You can store urine in the fridge for up to 2 weeks. Get that shit in there, man!

[Brack]

Sorry, tried the search function and didn't find anything, but I'd spelled refrigerator wrong... 2 weeks should be more than fine in the fridge from what I've read. I'm at ease a bit now. This forum is excellent stuff.

[Brack]

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