Quote Originally Posted by angry nomad
Yeah buddy. Through scrying with my pendulum, it said to me this:
There are two sentient alien species fighting over earth's natural resources. One began life here on earth, and evolved from birds. Because of some catalysmic event, they escaped earth, and lived in a giant planetoid space station for hundreds of thousands of years. Another species is truly alien. They are not from our solar system. They evolved from amphibians. They are both fighting over our planet's natural resources, but the bird people are more likely to be good, being Terrans themselves.

Of course, it was a swinging crystal telling me this, and I don't know the spirit that was moving it. So, it might just have been fucking with me. My spirit guide i did identify, and he told me it was true. Kinda freaked me out. Like when I watched Loose Change for the first time.
I can't figure out if you're being sarcastic or not. If you're not, then that is very interesting.