jah420, quick321 and youaintknow,
I did not come here for approval which I could care less about, take it as you will, and don't be jealous of my flashy animation!! I think your afraid to seek the truth.

boilerup,
all I had was two dime bags on me, I needed to make it last!!

clever421 and passitplz,
thank you for volunteering and welcome to the time travel posse!

clever421,
most of your questions can be answered in my book, I did not eat very much I think, I think I was too afraid and paranoid but I think I ate a lot of really good fruit and stuff eventually. I was given the ability to speak more languages than exist on earth through technology I describe in my book and in interviews. I still am not sure why they chose me but I am coming to realize I am not the only one.

Also, to everyone, there are over ten different corroborations with my story, meaning other people I never heard of or read about saying the same thing as me. so put that in your bong and smoke it!!