Quote Originally Posted by LIP
I havnt read the thread, only the first post - but in responce to the first post - OKAY.

Now, a quick question - WHY is it that the majority, if not ALL of these "Alien Abductions" happen in America to American people?
HAHAHAHA good point LIP, maybe because Americans are the most oblivious? And they always seem to choose people living in trailor parks because nobodys gonna believe em lmao. Who knows??

All I know is if aliens are truly abducting people, WHY THE FUCK DONT THEY TAKE ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? FUCCKKKK!!! I want to go out and see some REAL shit.. show me what YOU know.. teach me YOUR ways... GET ME THE FUCK OFF THIS FORSAKEN PLANET SO I CAN EVENTUALLY SAVE THIS UNAPPRECIATIVE SPECIES!!

But yeah I would give it all up to go out there in a heartbeat. I would even let them do their little anal probe if they needed to, but I think instead I would help them choose some better probees to save my own ass.. hardy har har...