Quote Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
i leave for a few days of out of town work and on my return i find you have abandoned us. imagine my surprise to find the boards in a state of complete anarchy and utter disarray and it's all your fault. i find it quite inconsiderate of you to put your own health ahead of the welfare of the community and it has been decided that you are no longer to be allowed to make such decisions for yourself. from now on you are required to have the written consent of at least two thirds of the membership before being allowed to disappear for a period of more than forty-eight hours.

personally, i was in favor of chastising you with a severe spanking, but after further consideration it was decided that you might enjoy that a little too much. so consider yourself lucky to be getting off with no more than a verbal warning.

unless you really want that spanking. in that case, give me a call and i'll be more than happy to oblige.

:giveflower:
See why I missed this place so much??? Because of you, Del-Norm!! Hysterically funny, wicked whack jobs like you! What a wonderful laugh you just gave me!!

And you're right. I would have had far too much fun with a spanking. Frankly, it gets me hot under the cervical collar just thinking about it now. . . .

XOX!!
birdgirl73 Reviewed by birdgirl73 on . A temporary goodbye (Bird Update) My dear friends, I will be offline for the next few days to be in the hospital to have some spinal fusion/laminectomy surgery. I will be beside myself with sadness not to be online and talking to everyone, and I hope you'll all be well and happy till I can get back on the keyboard and catch up with all the scoop. Please behave yourselves and be kind and civil to one another while Iâ??m gone. Do this to honor me and the other mods, whoâ??re going to be stretched even thinner than we are now. Rating: 5