A temporary goodbye (Bird Update)

[birdgirl73]

i leave for a few days of out of town work and on my return i find you have abandoned us. imagine my surprise to find the boards in a state of complete anarchy and utter disarray and it's all your fault. i find it quite inconsiderate of you to put your own health ahead of the welfare of the community and it has been decided that you are no longer to be allowed to make such decisions for yourself. from now on you are required to have the written consent of at least two thirds of the membership before being allowed to disappear for a period of more than forty-eight hours.

personally, i was in favor of chastising you with a severe spanking, but after further consideration it was decided that you might enjoy that a little too much. so consider yourself lucky to be getting off with no more than a verbal warning.

unless you really want that spanking. in that case, give me a call and i'll be more than happy to oblige.

:giveflower:

See why I missed this place so much??? Because of you, Del-Norm!! Hysterically funny, wicked whack jobs like you! What a wonderful laugh you just gave me!!

And you're right. I would have had far too much fun with a spanking. Frankly, it gets me hot under the cervical collar just thinking about it now. . . .

XOX!!

[Weedhound]

Uhhhh BG.......I don't think D of N was joking....I was asked to be on this BG deciding committee but was too busy getting stoned.

Welcome back :jointsmile:

[AR15]

Glad to see you back and ok Birdgirl. Take it slow and easy.

Sorry to hear that about you thcbongman. Best of luck to you, hope everything turns out ok. Stay strong.

[1alwaysSCORES]

they are free

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TV Links

my fav. episode, is the "blind guy" who squirts water from his waist at the river's intertube rafters as they drift pass .....their reactions when sprayed are funny

[LIP]

Birdgirl! Your back! I hope your feeling ok! Dont rush yourself!!!

Good to see you back!

All my best, Alex.

[qdavid]

my fav. episode, is the "blind guy" who squirts water from his waist at the river's intertube rafters as they drift pass .....their reactions when sprayed are funny

I'm in total agreement. It's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I roflmao the second time I saw it too. I'm thinking about that spinal fusion thing too. I've got degenerative arthritis in two places on my back and I'm in pain almost constantly, with that degenretive part meaning it's only gonna get worse. I really, really hate hospitals though. People go die there. I'm just a big pussy I guess. I think BG needs to be spanked.....hard! And I know what you mean about the exercise bongman. It just makes me feel better and really I miss it if I can't do it.

[stinkyattic]

Morning Birdy! It's great to see you back.

[horror business]

Welcome back birdgirl! I'm glad everything went okay, and that you're back. Like others have said, take it easy, and enjoy your recovery!
Peace,
horror business :rasta:

[Nocturnal Stoner]

Good to have you back despite just finding out you left hope the opp went smoothly

[Nation_1ne]

Birdies back! How is everything? All good I hope