Guys I am so depressed right now I need help with something URGENT

[Spikedjester]

Dude, you know the advantage to Quick Fix is a shelf life around 18 months and can be heated and cooled repeated. You would just have to learn to bring the QF to temp and walk around with it all day long. You would probably have to sleep with it then strap it to your leg every morning. Or you could have a heat pad ready to heat it up within 30 minutes to 1 hour.

I dont see this as a good alternative because A. the heat it up within 30 minutes method is out of the question cause when they want to test me they will want to test me then. And I cant really be caring it around all day through work, school, gym, showers ect, its just not logical.

[Spikedjester]

Damn, you will think of something my friend! If your parents said their going to test you and they havent yet. They might just be saying that to get you to stop...

I said at first I thought this was the case. But one night I came home and said I wanted to go somewhere and my mom said you are not going anywhere until you get a drug test right now. And im like right now? I dont have time (i said because my dad had already made me late, which he had) and shes like alright (because she realized I would be very late had she kept me behind.

That makes me think they actually do have the kit, plus they have told me they already have it and they dont usually lie too much.

[wicked]

Hmm.. I hope all goes well and you get to smoke bud again!

[FakeBoobsRule]

I dont see this as a good alternative because A. the heat it up within 30 minutes method is out of the question cause when they want to test me they will want to test me then. And I cant really be caring it around all day through work, school, gym, showers ect, its just not logical.

There are many people that walk around with QF all day long. Yes gym would be a pain but you could get around that with careful planing. Where there is a will there is a way. Like I'm sitting here thinking about it and unless gym was the last class if you keep the QF in your pockets all day long it would be close to 90 degrees. Then on the way home move it to your leg. Unless you live 5 minutes from school the ride home would take it the last way to the right temp. I could figure out ways to get around a morning test and well for the time you are at school your parents can't pull you out and test you can they?

Work, same thing. Move from pocket to leg on the way home.

[Spikedjester]

There are many people that walk around with QF all day long. Yes gym would be a pain but you could get around that with careful planing. Where there is a will there is a way. Like I'm sitting here thinking about it and unless gym was the last class if you keep the QF in your pockets all day long it would be close to 90 degrees. Then on the way home move it to your leg. Unless you live 5 minutes from school the ride home would take it the last way to the right temp. I could figure out ways to get around a morning test and well for the time you are at school your parents can't pull you out and test you can they?

Work, same thing. Move from pocket to leg on the way home.

No I mean the gym not at school just like 24 hour fitness. And beyond that the real problem with this idea is look at what a hastle this would be. Where there is a will there is a way no doubt. But that would be almost as big a problem as I have now. Its just... sigh... I wish i could be treated normal, why does the government have to make it their problem I smoke cannabis for help.

[Spikedjester]

I wish everybody could see these lyrics. These are the best lyrics I have ever read

Speak No Evil Lyrics

And I worked so hard to get ahead
Just to fall behind
I've fallen so far behind that i can't see the top
what if I'm afraid, should i be ashamed
or do I work hard to prove that they're wrong

well, i know who i am but i sure don't know you
i sure know your kind, cause there's too many of you
you judgmental eyes seem to speak without words
why you condemn when you don't understand?

why can't you speak the truth?
we speak our minds-fact without fiction
why can't you see the truth?
open your mind, learn for yourself
make up your mind, we know that actions
speak louder than words
why won't you hear the truth?
no one can make up your mind, but you
too many things we think that we don't say
why can't you speak you mind? your poisoned ideas
is what's keeping us back
maybe it is a lack of something called respect
something i wish you had, but never will
well you think that you're better, i think you're wrong
two bull headed people just can't get along
the results of your actions effect everyone
why you condemn when you don't understand
why can't you speak the truth?
we speak our minds-fact without fiction
why can't you see the truth?
open your mind, learn for yourself
make up your mind, we know that actions
speak louder than words
why won't you hear the truth?
no one can make up your mind, but you


what do you guys think, and any more suggestions?

[Spikedjester]

wow no suggestions yet? I am desperate guys.

The thing I have been debating with myself lately is just deciding to start blazing again and if I continue to act really well then maybe they wont test me and if they do end up testing me I think I will just say remember like 3 weeks ago when I was having really bad back pains, and then I will make up some story about how that was my only time blazing since then and I just was finishing up what I had left of the herb since I got rolled. And I will be like the pain hurt so bad and the advil wasnt helping (which is the absolute truth, im dying right now). And then hopefully they will have sympathy on that, because that makes perfect sense... right?

[onequestion]

Cry hysterically adn give them stuff like dont you love me, why cant you let me take my medicine. Theyll give in eventually. Swallow your pride and do it, id hate to see somebody go on without their medicine.

[onequestion]

Do it in the middle of the nihgt and "accidentally" wake them up with all of your loud hysterical crying.

[Spikedjester]

I tell them everyday that my back is killing me and they know its true too because doctors and like i mentioned earlier the chiropractor has said why it happens and what not. But the thing is they think there are better alternatives like advil, they give me two advil every time they can (as said on the bottle every 4 hours or whatever it is) and then they said I should get some rest. I told them I could not get to sleep they offered to give me that sleeping stuff like tylenol pm or whatever im like what the fuck your trying to turn me into a pill popper here but I cant have a little herb that is gonna help so much more then this bs and not have any of the side effects. I hate the government for causing them to be ignorant to the truth.