Guys I am so depressed right now I need help with something URGENT

[Spikedjester]

Alright so I am 17 to start things off and a senior in high school this next year. A while back I was with my friend when he got rolled for bud but I didnt get any charges but my parents knew I smoked and I told them about it and stuff. I posted a thread a while back about it but anyway. Even before that incident, I had some pretty bad back aches, and have been to the chiropractor and he said that my muscles in my back werent that strong and also I had some kind of genetic bone problem in my hip that caused pain. I explained to my parents all about bud and how it is medicine not an illicit drug. And I gave em sources and information the whole 9 yards. My parents never were like super dissapointed in me but dissaproved of cannabis and still do. They said they are going to randomly drug test me. They haven't drug tested me yet, but I think they are serious about doing it because one night I was going out and they said I had to take a drug test before I went out, but since my dad had made me late I explained how I didn't have time. They haven't tried to test me since and they always say I am "acting" a lot better (not because im off weed (which im not) but just in general they can tell I am trying to) My back pains are getting much much worse and I am almost in constant pain all day and its getting unbearable. I would keep blazing and not even care if I got caught but I am buying a truck soon and if they catch me not only would they not let me buy one but if I already bought it they would take it away.

I am so depressed because my neck, back, and hip hurt so bad all day every day and cannabis used to take it all away. I try the more dangerous then bud advil and ibroprofen ect but those help way less and have way worse side effects. I wish there was a way to get them to see its medicine and I need it!

I have only blazed maybe 3 or 4 times in the last month and right now as I am typing this I am in almost unbearable pain. I even have herb on me but I am afraid that they will get me with a drug test.

I looked around for ways to pass drug tests but almost all of them require you know when your drug test is going to be ahead of time. (which I wouldn't because it would be random) And also, the ones that are like synthetic urine ect cost 40 or 50 dollars and up, for one use! I can't be paying that because I am A. Buying a truck, and B. Might need to take multiple tests.

Please please tell me anything I can do to start using herb again, whether it be some way to get a card without consent or to pass drug tests, I am in so much pain right now. =[

Spikedjester Reviewed by Spikedjester on 07-17-2007. Guys I am so depressed right now I need help with something URGENT Alright so I am 17 to start things off and a senior in high school this next year. A while back I was with my friend when he got rolled for bud but I didnt get any charges but my parents knew I smoked and I told them about it and stuff. I posted a thread a while back about it but anyway. Even before that incident, I had some pretty bad back aches, and have been to the chiropractor and he said that my muscles in my back werent that strong and also I had some kind of genetic bone problem in my Rating: 5

[rocktheganj]

dude so far you've just said no to all these solutions, and there's no magical solution. what i would do if i were you is go to safeway[or albertsons or whatever] and look at the gift card selection. get an american express gift card, for like 50 bucks, and go online and buy fake piss. just suck it up and keep it on your leg when you're around your parents.

its the shortest method... or you could just drink copious quantities of tea or coffee everyday, and take a b vitamin every day, and that would just dilute your urine enough to where the cannabinoid by-product percentage in your urine is too low to detect, and the b vitamin would make your pee yellow so it doesnt look like you tried diluting your urine.


i've never tried it, but i read it in another post here, and it sounded good to me.


aaaand once my aunt and uncle [i was living with them] drug tested me, and i just peed in the toilet, and scooped it out of the water, and it came out negative, and i was practically high when they did. i think it was those bleach tablets you put in the back part of your toilet, but im not sure. it was probably just a really cheap drug test [my uncle was a cheap one] and probably just didnt detect it, but i would just do the tea and vitamin b method.

[JD1stTimer]

Amen StinkyAttic! Probably the best thing to do is bust a hump looking for work and rent an apt., buy your truck, and then you can blaze as much as you want... (Assuming your employer doesn't test you.... mwahahaha) Anyway, just be thankful you don't have cancer, and realize that since you don't have cancer, you basically have the strength you need to work and go to school.

[c33p]

if ther keepin the kit in the house then look for it n if u find it brek it maybe

[Storm Crow]

Set your parents down in front of the computer and click the link in my sig. Tell them to read it all. lol - Granny:hippy:

ps- glad it was just epididimitus, but hon, my hubby has re-occurring problems with it. Remember how the early symptoms feel and take ALL the antibiotics they give you- don't stop early!

[GraziLovesMary]

Oh, yeah, great advice... :wtf:

Okay, so it sucks that your parents feel the need to drug test you.
But you guys are STILL living under their roofs and I'll bet NOT paying any rent... like it or not, you need to respect the people who enable your lifestyle... your best solution is to get a job and move out.
After all, you ARE all 18, right?

He said in his first post that hes 17, and he has a job but hes trying to afford a truck. I would just recommend getting a cheap POS car to avoid payments and work on saving money for a down payment on an apartment or something. Fuck living with parents, that shit drove me crazy.

Or you could just drop a couple drops of bleach in the cup full of piss lol. Home kits dont test for that like full spectrum analyses do.

[stinkyattic]

if ther keepin the kit in the house then look for it n if u find it brek it maybe

Oh, yeah, great advice... :wtf:

Okay, so it sucks that your parents feel the need to drug test you.
But you guys are STILL living under their roofs and I'll bet NOT paying any rent... like it or not, you need to respect the people who enable your lifestyle... your best solution is to get a job and move out.
After all, you ARE all 18, right?

[Gunner420]

wait till you are clean......and piss a lot and save it/freeze it........that way whenever they want to test u, just get that clean piss, and use that

is that an option for u?

[NightProwler]

well what i did for my tests was, i got my friend who doesnt smoke to piss in a small plastic bottle and stored it outside of my window burried in a foot of snow.(luckily it was winter) whenever a test came up i got the bottle, heated it by sitting it in hot water in the sink, and used a fish tank thermometer to make sure it was around 96-98 degrees. after each test i'd get my friend to get me a refill. since you probly have no snow outside right now, you can try hiding it way in the back of the freezer.
if you dont go with that, my only other advice is to try dillution
(bassically when they tell you you need to take a test, insist that you simply have no pee in you and to wait a half an hour. then find a way to drink a good 2-3 litres of water.) hopefully that will dillute the thc out of your pee. also, ive heard that the highest concentration of thc can be fround in the beginning and end of your stream, so dont let the first or last drops into the testing cup.
my explanation of dillution was a quick one though, defintily check out the drug testing section and read up more on dilluition, and remember that it is possible to OD on water so dont overdo it lol.

[geonagual]

What does it matter now...his young ass just got banned...