Guys I am so depressed right now I need help with something URGENT

[Spikedjester]

I'd still say that if you can function normally when you're high, you should tell them, but it's your call. I mean, I obviously don't know your parents as well as you do. :jointsmile: But I really don't see any other option, other than continuing to smoke on the down-low until you can move out. And I would advise against getting her to try smoking, since you'll generally end up feeling whatever you expect to feel, and chances are she'd feel couchlocked - especially if she's a newbie. Everyone reacts differently to marijuana, so it's kind of like playing Russian roulette. Go with your gut feeling on this one.

Fuck dude! Its too hard! =D Oh well I think im just gonna keep it on the down low and keep on showing them articles and medical breakthroughs and stuff when that comes up.

[Candnloveweed420]

hey man my parents have been testing me since the end of school around may until now. ive been tested twice and ive failed both of them (and the second one i was off of bud for 2 months and smoked once. the test came the day after that one smoke, imagine my luck.) its pretty shitty getting caught man, dont risk it im serious.

id say get a good friend (who doesnt smoke bud) who is willing to pee in a few water bottles for you. put one in your room somewhere and others in the bathrooms in ur house. make sure theyre hidden well man. if its the cheap home tests they are giving u, that should be fine.

if not that way, u can always do the dilution method. go to the drug testing section on this site for the dilution method instructions. just do that everyday if need be. but its kinda a drag having to drink so much water and shit, so that might not be the best way.

dawg i would say just abstain from it for a while, but in ur case, thats easier said than done. good luck man, whatever you decide to do. just make sure u have a plan or multiple plans that are fool proof. DONT GET CAUGHT MAN. i dunnoo about yours, but my parents arent strict or anything. but when i got busted, my home life was such a bitch. my summer hass been such a rollercoaster and its been full of nagging parents and restrictions. thank god im off to college in two weeks, but i expect another test before i go. ya what a great parting gift huh? im not a fuck up (far from it), but my parents treated me like one. blazing would help your situation but u need to make sure ur not caught. hope this helps you or at least reassures you

[c33p]

if ther keepin the kit in the house then look for it n if u find it brek it maybe

[stinkyattic]

if ther keepin the kit in the house then look for it n if u find it brek it maybe

Oh, yeah, great advice... :wtf:

Okay, so it sucks that your parents feel the need to drug test you.
But you guys are STILL living under their roofs and I'll bet NOT paying any rent... like it or not, you need to respect the people who enable your lifestyle... your best solution is to get a job and move out.
After all, you ARE all 18, right?

[GraziLovesMary]

Oh, yeah, great advice... :wtf:

Okay, so it sucks that your parents feel the need to drug test you.
But you guys are STILL living under their roofs and I'll bet NOT paying any rent... like it or not, you need to respect the people who enable your lifestyle... your best solution is to get a job and move out.
After all, you ARE all 18, right?

He said in his first post that hes 17, and he has a job but hes trying to afford a truck. I would just recommend getting a cheap POS car to avoid payments and work on saving money for a down payment on an apartment or something. Fuck living with parents, that shit drove me crazy.

Or you could just drop a couple drops of bleach in the cup full of piss lol. Home kits dont test for that like full spectrum analyses do.

[JD1stTimer]

Amen StinkyAttic! Probably the best thing to do is bust a hump looking for work and rent an apt., buy your truck, and then you can blaze as much as you want... (Assuming your employer doesn't test you.... mwahahaha) Anyway, just be thankful you don't have cancer, and realize that since you don't have cancer, you basically have the strength you need to work and go to school.

[Gunner420]

wait till you are clean......and piss a lot and save it/freeze it........that way whenever they want to test u, just get that clean piss, and use that

is that an option for u?

[Storm Crow]

Set your parents down in front of the computer and click the link in my sig. Tell them to read it all. lol - Granny:hippy:

ps- glad it was just epididimitus, but hon, my hubby has re-occurring problems with it. Remember how the early symptoms feel and take ALL the antibiotics they give you- don't stop early!

[rocktheganj]

dude so far you've just said no to all these solutions, and there's no magical solution. what i would do if i were you is go to safeway[or albertsons or whatever] and look at the gift card selection. get an american express gift card, for like 50 bucks, and go online and buy fake piss. just suck it up and keep it on your leg when you're around your parents.

its the shortest method... or you could just drink copious quantities of tea or coffee everyday, and take a b vitamin every day, and that would just dilute your urine enough to where the cannabinoid by-product percentage in your urine is too low to detect, and the b vitamin would make your pee yellow so it doesnt look like you tried diluting your urine.


i've never tried it, but i read it in another post here, and it sounded good to me.


aaaand once my aunt and uncle [i was living with them] drug tested me, and i just peed in the toilet, and scooped it out of the water, and it came out negative, and i was practically high when they did. i think it was those bleach tablets you put in the back part of your toilet, but im not sure. it was probably just a really cheap drug test [my uncle was a cheap one] and probably just didnt detect it, but i would just do the tea and vitamin b method.

[mugen]

Google "Urine Luck". I found it for $29.95 with a 200% money back guarentee. You just pour it in your piss and you should be clean. Its really the only thing i can think of in your situation. o and grats on not having cancer man.