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    Trying to go into Army!

    trust me, its the greatest decision you will ever make in your life. don't let any of your hippie liberal friends talk you out of it. the military is a great choice


    but being a Navy man myself, all i gotta say is GO BIG BLUE!!! when i joined the military many moons ago i took into consideration all of the services and what they had to offer, i went Seabees because i could learn some combat training , but also learn a trade, which i did. check out the Seabees before you sign anything.
    higher4hockey Reviewed by higher4hockey on . Trying to go into Army! Ive been clean since May 23 and I am still dirty. Im drinking ridiculous amonts of water and working out but im still popping positive. The recruiters are cool about it but its starting to piss me off! Ive read almost every post and Im "not smoking" "drinking water and cranberry juice" "working out(running)" and even tried niacin, but still no luck. I guess I need to know how long it could take? Whats the max amount of time it stays in your system? I'm about to hit the 60 day mark. Im 5'7" and Rating: 5

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    Trying to go into Army!

    yea i wouldnt do it if i was you but anyway it doesnt matter that you drink water and cranberry juice or that you run or even that you tried niacin, im on probation and have tried all the shit you have plus "water pills" pills from headshops everything and know people who have tried the same shit but all have failed the uas(and for you people that think im jsut an idiot, ive been on probation for the past 7 monthes, i know plenty of people who have been and are on probation, ive been in drug treatment for the last 4 monthes and i knwo people who have done the same program and other pregrams) nothing like that works, thc is stored in your fatty cells(heart, brain etc)so it can take(depending on the amount smoked)atlest 6 monthes at the most and thats depending how much youve smoked in the past, if its been 60 days man if i were you i wouldve already bought a ua from wakmart or some shit and seen what the thc level was, i just had a fuckin ua this morning, of course i failed it, i havent smoked for 25 days(the longest ive ever not smoked:thumbsupi was gonna call my po and bitch at him and tell him to let me take another test but last night i snorted some hydrocone(which i do not recommend doing because for like 15 min it felt like i had lit my nostral on fire) and i dont wanna take a nother ua and have him find out i failed it for that and not thc(the ua i was given tests meth, coke and weed, im not sure if hydrocone is an amphetamine)but im sitll worrird cause the last 3 times ive seen him hes said that the next tiem i fuck up that im going to a treatment center for the next 6 monthes(for you people that have been on probation , you probably thinking that i will get more chances and that po's and cops always say that, in which they do but i have been on house arrest for the past 7 monthes, ive been sent away for the weekend 6 times and ive spent for days in jail, so im rpetty sure hes serious) sorry for the long ass post hahah

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    Trying to go into Army!

    Quote Originally Posted by KnightSmoker
    I was a chronic user everyday all day! As to why well I'll answer that but I dont want this post to become political. I just want to get training in the medical field for free, see the world, and serve my country. But Im past 45 days anyone heard of it being longer. And does my losing weight have anything to do with it?
    That's totally cool you want to join the army. I hope I didn't offend you with my earlier post 'cause that wasn't my intention. The military does have some great things going for it!

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    Trying to go into Army!

    Quote Originally Posted by higher4hockey
    trust me, its the greatest decision you will ever make in your life. don't let any of your hippie liberal friends talk you out of it. the military is a great choice


    but being a Navy man myself, all i gotta say is GO BIG BLUE!!! when i joined the military many moons ago i took into consideration all of the services and what they had to offer, i went Seabees because i could learn some combat training , but also learn a trade, which i did. check out the Seabees before you sign anything.
    Yeah, Go Navy! I was an Electrician's Mate and was on an Amphibious Assault Ship (LHA). We carried 2,000 combat-ready Marines and their equipment.

    I loved being in the Navy, I loved being on a ship, I loved the travel! But I couldn't stand the all the bullshit I had to put up with (politics of people trying to make rank, etc).

    I'm glad I did it, but if the govt ever tried to get me to go into the military again, you'd see my happy ass in Canada or Amsterdam! :rastasmoke:

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    #5
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    Trying to go into Army!

    You can get medical training in cty colleges for next to no money by the way. I hope you reconsider.

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    Trying to go into Army!

    Man, give 'em a break. This is a drug testing message board, not a political rant message board.

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    Trying to go into Army!

    Quote Originally Posted by onequestion
    Have fun killing people that are only fighting so that you leave them alone. I hope you can live with yourself when its over.
    This isnt the place for that

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    #8
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    Trying to go into Army!

    Yeah lets try and support each other here. No reason to get nasty in the drug testing section.

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    #9
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    Trying to go into Army!

    If your at 20% body fat it is going to tak about 3 months even though you keep flushing and working out, keep at it main -------imp:Rangers Ho!!!!!!!!
    the cure for cancer is real
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjhT9282-Tw

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    Trying to go into Army!

    Quote Originally Posted by EmericanStoner420
    yea i wouldnt do it if i was you but anyway it doesnt matter that you drink water and cranberry juice or that you run or even that you tried niacin, im on probation and have tried all the shit you have plus "water pills" pills from headshops everything and know people who have tried the same shit but all have failed the uas(and for you people that think im jsut an idiot, ive been on probation for the past 7 monthes, i know plenty of people who have been and are on probation, ive been in drug treatment for the last 4 monthes and i knwo people who have done the same program and other pregrams) nothing like that works, thc is stored in your fatty cells(heart, brain etc)so it can take(depending on the amount smoked)atlest 6 monthes at the most and thats depending how much youve smoked in the past, if its been 60 days man if i were you i wouldve already bought a ua from wakmart or some shit and seen what the thc level was, i just had a fuckin ua this morning, of course i failed it, i havent smoked for 25 days(the longest ive ever not smoked:thumbsupi was gonna call my po and bitch at him and tell him to let me take another test but last night i snorted some hydrocone(which i do not recommend doing because for like 15 min it felt like i had lit my nostral on fire) and i dont wanna take a nother ua and have him find out i failed it for that and not thc(the ua i was given tests meth, coke and weed, im not sure if hydrocone is an amphetamine)but im sitll worrird cause the last 3 times ive seen him hes said that the next tiem i fuck up that im going to a treatment center for the next 6 monthes(for you people that have been on probation , you probably thinking that i will get more chances and that po's and cops always say that, in which they do but i have been on house arrest for the past 7 monthes, ive been sent away for the weekend 6 times and ive spent for days in jail, so im rpetty sure hes serious) sorry for the long ass post hahah
    WOW, have you ever heard of capitalization or punctuation? It would have made that easier to read. Also, I have never seen anyone take 6 months to get clean from pot. The worst I have seen was 3 months but not 6 months. If the rest of this post was easier to read I would check it but I don't want a headache. You were right about the water, cranberry juice, and niacin being useless though.

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