Yeah, some people are morons. I work at a dollar store, and some lady asked me if we cash lottery tickets. No, it's a frickin dollar store, lady. We don't even accept coupons. We sell cheap shit from China to you for a dollar apiece. That's it. Get your cheap crap and get out of my store.

One time a lady asked me if we have lawn mowers. What a fuckin idiot. Even if you could buy a lawn mower for a dollar, it would probably be so shoddy it would cut your feet off the first time you used it.

And at Christmas some dude asked me if we had Christmas trees. At the dollar store! I wanted to kick him in the balls repeatedly to ensure he would be unable to spread his stupidity genes further.

And some other ignoramus asked me if she could get a discount on an item that was damaged. No, I can't do that for you, you dumb cunt. Unless you have a gun, I'm going to make sure my register has the correct amount of money in it. You can't haggle with the cash register. Besides, it's only a fuckin dollar. How fuckin cheap can you be?

If I wasn't stoned at work all the time, I honestly don't know how I would deal with all the shit-for-brains customers.
Oneironaut Reviewed by Oneironaut on . GET OUT OF MY FACE dont you get super annoyed with people sometimes with everything they do, because they're just plain stupid and you just want to be alone but they wont shut up or leave you alone because they're too dumb? crudemood is REALLY irritated right now and wants to give everyones she knows a BIG slap in the face for getting in mine.. end of vent. wow coming off weed really makes you irritated.. Rating: 5