Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Yeah, some people are morons. I work at a dollar store, and some lady asked me if we cash lottery tickets. No, it's a frickin dollar store, lady. We don't even accept coupons. We sell cheap shit from China to you for a dollar apiece. That's it. Get your cheap crap and get out of my store.

One time a lady asked me if we have lawn mowers. What a fuckin idiot. Even if you could buy a lawn mower for a dollar, it would probably be so shoddy it would cut your feet off the first time you used it.

And at Christmas some dude asked me if we had Christmas trees. At the dollar store! I wanted to kick him in the balls repeatedly to ensure he would be unable to spread his stupidity genes further.

And some other ignoramus asked me if she could get a discount on an item that was damaged. No, I can't do that for you, you dumb cunt. Unless you have a gun, I'm going to make sure my register has the correct amount of money in it. You can't haggle with the cash register. Besides, it's only a fuckin dollar. How fuckin cheap can you be?

If I wasn't stoned at work all the time, I honestly don't know how I would deal with all the shit-for-brains customers.

That's Joe Public for you.

Remember this - it's what's got me through life so far.

Dont Let The Bastards Grind You Down.