GET OUT OF MY FACE

[psteve]

Humor is my best weapon.
When people get in my face, I laugh in theirs.

[Breukelen advocaat]

No, it's a frickin dollar store, lady. We don't even accept coupons. We sell cheap shit from China to you for a dollar apiece. That's it. Get your cheap crap and get out of my store.

...... it's only a fuckin dollar. How fuckin cheap can you be?.

Just be thankful that you don't work at a 99 cent store. :smokin:

[anomalousirrelivance]

Just be thankful that you don't work at a 99 cent store. :smokin:

or worse a 99 cent vending machine that requires exact change, but it would suck to be the midget inside any vending machine regardless. at least there is a large opening for vertically challenged people, what with all the vending machines.

and they must be hardy fellers too, i once saw a vending machine out in the middle of nowhere at a rest stop. in the middle of a desert.

[Ganj]

I think a term in your user name is spelled incorrectly. Man, that sucks. Then again, mine is missing a letter... :/

And, crude sometimes people might think you're request for privacy is a plea for attention. I don't know why they would think that.

[rebgirl420]

Im sorry but this thread is hilarious, especially the dollar store and lawn mower parts haha

[dark0ne]

i work with mental midgets. My boss shows them 4 times how to make a spacific dish. ten min later there going. "hey man, whats in chicken marcella?" i almost blew a gasket the other night cause they wern't telling me about the chicken parms, and then yelling at me cause the chicken wasn't ready yet. i guess i was saposed to bring my crystal ball to work.

[jokeyjokejoke]

There's a guy in my bathroom the other day just looking right at me litteraly three foot from my face. Every move i made he made. It pissed me of so much i had to walk away. Thing is, every time i go for a piss he's in the bathroom.