Holy Crap! There ARE worse things than running out of toilet paper!

[FakeBoobsRule]

That looks like a fake spider.

I had this toy spider (I'm sure many of you have seen these) that had a little tube attached to it and a bulb pump. You squeezed the bulb and it made it jump. I thought it was soooo cool.

Me and my best friend were getting high about 10 years ago on my boat dock late one night and we got fried. So I snuck the spider out and put it on the dock by him. Well after 5 minutes he finally notices it and the thing is so big it looks fake. So he's staring at it and just before he figures it out I squeezed the bulb and it jumps up at him. He gets up on his feet and just starts stomping on it. I'm like laughing my ass off and grabing him to keep him from destroying my magic spider. It was so funny! He said that he knew it was fake when he saw it then it jumped in the air and that made him completely change his mind that it was real. I got so many people with that thing.

FakeBoobsRule Reviewed by FakeBoobsRule on 07-16-2007. Holy Crap! There ARE worse things than running out of toilet paper! Ick!!!! Rating: 5

[rebgirl420]

If you did that to me....I would cry haha

[slipknotpsycho]

hahah yup thnx

aww shit dude, i meant to give you positive rep.. sorry =/ i'll get you back when i can.

[Dro_Princess]

Brown recluse spider bite:

When I was in kindergarten I was bitten by a brown recluse spider. I almost died from it. It bit me on my thigh and while walking down the hall at school the next day I just fell and couldn't get up. I couldn't feel my legs. Was in the hospital for 2 weeks. It was horrible.

[slipknotpsycho]

When I was in kindergarten I was bitten by a brown recluse spider. I almost died from it. It bit me on my thigh and while walking down the hall at school the next day I just fell and couldn't get up. I couldn't feel my legs. Was in the hospital for 2 weeks. It was horrible.

it's actually funny how many people know of black widdows.... but only a fraction know of brown recluses... i can't remember for a fact, but i think remember hearing brown recluses are even more dangerous... but not cuz of the venom, the venom is about the same... it's how much more common they are then black widows...

[rebgirl420]

wow dro, thats intense!

Does anyone know were brown recluses live?

[slipknotpsycho]

Identifying and Misidentifying the Brown Recluse Spider

[rebgirl420]

wait I wiki'd it, they have alot of info, MWHAHAHAH NO WHERE AROUND ME! I live in PA, we only have wolf spiders really....and boy are they HUGE!

[ryanses]

wow dro, thats intense!

Does anyone know were brown recluses live?

In dark, reclusive places, such as closets, attics, basements, places like that. They don't like to come out of hiding very much and try to stay away from people...

[Dro_Princess]

Here is a map for you reb that shows in shaded areas where they live and where they are spreading too. They love to be in dark places like your closet. That's why I hate having clothes in the closet. They also can get in your bed that's why every night before I go to bed I shake my sheets and covers. I never put on clothes or shoes without shaking them first. I hate spiders.

And slip your right a lot more people need to know about them and how to identify them. Not only do I have to deal with brown recluse but also black widows. We have found 2 in our house this year.

Here is a site too. Brown Recluse Spiders - Spider Information and Ways to Control