I was whacking my willy before I knew what masturbation was. Then, as I became more sexually knowledgable, I use to try to stay up as late as possible on weekends to watch Showtime, which had a lot of "nudie" movies on late at night. Once I got my fill, it'd be up to my bedroom for a good wank.

I used to be a horny little bastard. Puberty was a bitch!