Dude-deflecting

[Samwhore]

That was the best censor I could think of for cockblocking.

So, anyways, what are some of your cockblocking stories? And, guys, does that really piss you off?


One time, this guys came up to me and then my friend, in this really sick voice goes, "Sorry, we're lesbians." It was just so funny.

Samwhore Reviewed by Samwhore on 07-15-2007. Dude-deflecting That was the best censor I could think of for cockblocking. So, anyways, what are some of your cockblocking stories? And, guys, does that really piss you off? One time, this guys came up to me and then my friend, in this really sick voice goes, "Sorry, we're lesbians." It was just so funny. Rating: 5

[rebgirl420]

Im usually nice about guys coming on to me. Unless its really obnoxious. But I usually tell them I have a fiance and if they still press me THATS when I get rude.

[Ganj]

I am my own worst cock-block. So many times I could have done the worm, if it weren't for insecurity, nudging it's evil head to surface.

[Samwhore]

I am my own worst cock-block. So many times I could have done the worm, if it weren't for insecurity, nudging it's evil head to surface.

Yeah, that's not really cockblocking.

Urban Dictionary: cock blocking

[Ganj]

What?! Did you even read the definition? I qualify for the lame duck pussy impediment, for sure.

[Samwhore]

Whoops! I thought you were talking about a stiffy.

[Ganj]

Surre.

[Blitzed]

Ya, I've been cock blocked pretty bad, and even seen some worse ones. I believe in karma, so ill never cock block someone, even if they are bout to get down with a girl I like. So I hope it doesnt happen to me :stoned:

[MadSativa]

I hate cock blocking and have started fights over it, Back in the day when I was a teen it was kinda funn we would swap girl friends like baseball cards, the girls did the same, hell they were usualy the instagators (alot of women here are viscous predators, fine, usaualy mean , and so, so good), now though it just sucks when your getting close and you have broken the ice and here comes some asshole coming in for the steal. And the lesbian line does not work over here cause will send our hottie female friends to go recon you, that also is not a cock block dough.
Heres a storie Ill try and make it as short as possible. I meet a girl were talking she tells me she just got a new car, I know alot about cars and its her first new car so I drive the conversation that way so she can do most of the talkin, all the while my friend is sitting behind us listening to everything. She tells me she got a new mustange, shes a dancer in collage, she like men who spend alot (that is like a desise with some of the women here, they want you to provide a beemer, a house, trips to the islands, trips to europe, etc. all on a weekly basis [I have run into this alot, here]), anyway I take my attention away for lees than 10 seconds and call the waitress over to get us some drinks and I turn around and theirs my friend talkin about some bulshit story on how hes got a new mustang and got parts for it and how he was just in Spain, Hes never left the fuckin country I was the one in Spain, I dont wana totaly blast him because in his twisted mind lieing to this girl is nothing in comparison to outing him on his lies. Yeah... he never did that again, three days later when he ran outta cash somewhere in mexico he had to out himself to this girl come back to reality and face me.imp:

[napolitana869]

I've used the lesbian line before. When I was younger and older guys would hit on me I would say "excuse me, I'm 15." I was at a concert a few months ago with my friend who's younger than me and these guys in their 30's came over and one of them said "so what would happen if I talked to pretty girls like you" and I said "you'd go to jail". The guys friend couldnt stop laughing at him