Dude-deflecting

[Samwhore]

That was the best censor I could think of for cockblocking.

So, anyways, what are some of your cockblocking stories? And, guys, does that really piss you off?


One time, this guys came up to me and then my friend, in this really sick voice goes, "Sorry, we're lesbians." It was just so funny.

Samwhore Reviewed by Samwhore on 07-15-2007. Dude-deflecting That was the best censor I could think of for cockblocking. So, anyways, what are some of your cockblocking stories? And, guys, does that really piss you off? One time, this guys came up to me and then my friend, in this really sick voice goes, "Sorry, we're lesbians." It was just so funny. Rating: 5

[Asasan]

Wellesley College is a women-only college about 30 minutes outside of Boston, and its notorious for if you're a guy and you go there, especially on the weekends, its super easy to hookup cuz you're the only guy around. The problem is that you have to have a student invite you on campus and escort you around, if you walk around by yourself security dropkicks your ass in about 5 seconds.

So I knew girl A through female mutual friend B, girl A went to Wellesley, she was cool enough but I wasn't into her, she had these bushy fucked up eyebrows, and also was a goody-two-shoes L7 square. So she invites me to hang out at Wellesley on a Saturday night, and Im like fuckin score. The problem is since shes kind of a prude, I didn't know how exactly I would be able to get away from her to get some, I figured I couldn't just tell her "Hey I'm gonna try to get with some random girl, will you help me out?" But I figured fuck it, I'll figure it out.

Unforunately I told all this to friend B trying to get some advice on what to do, and she told A, and A was pretty pissed at me, but she thought she would have some fun with me and the situation. So I get to campus and A starts parading me around to meet all these girls, and at first I'm in heaven, I'm gaming on these girls, they're flirting with me, its like the best game session I've ever had. But the same thing keeps happening, after about 5 minutes in any place A is like "OK we gotta go." And the girls are like "No, come on, hang out awhile." And I'm like "yea, come on, lets chill here," but A's having none of it. This happens over and over and I don't know what to do, I knew at some point I should have just been like "No, I'm gonna hang out with these girls, you can do whatever you want," but I didn't have the heart to do it, A was really sweet (atleast I thought she was, I didn't know then what she was doing to me, grrrr), and B was actually a really good friend and really sweet and I knew she would be super pissed if I did that to her friend.

So this went on for like a solid fuckin hour and a half, then we went and had dinner with her unattractive friends and did some other stuff, the whole time my brain is fried on testosterone. Then its time for the last bus back to Boston, I figure I'll skip it and take my chances with security and go find some of the girls from earlier, but A walks me to the bus and fuckin waits with me for it to come, I'm like "No you really don't have to" but she insisted. Then as the bus pulls away, she sticks her tongue out and makes like a "HAHA" face at me, and even then I can't put 2 and 2 together, having been rendered retarded my terminal blue balls. So the next day B tells me what REALLY happened and A's side of the story, I obviously was pretty pissed but the two of them thought it was the funniest thing that ever happened. So that was a marathon cockblocking session if there ever was one, and by far the most sexually frustrating night of my life.

This story had a VERY happy ending though, I got in contact with a bunch of the girls I met that night, went to Wellesley a bunch of times with them and got a metric ton of ass. I even got payback on A by fucking her roommate "in the backseat of a Volkswagen" (well thats not really payback but it made me feel better :thumbsup

So my suggestion to any guys under like 25 in Boston, do whatever you have to to meet some Wellesley girls, its hard to get in there but once you do its the Holy Grail of pickup spots.

[cannabisis4for20]

I always talk shit behind guys backs to their girlfriends if they are being douchebags, not being faithful, etc. It pisses me off when some guys can get whatever they want and be douchebags and guys like me who would be totally faithful, treat the girl like a queen, etc cant get shit!

I gotta say dude, that's fucked up. It's not their fault they know how to play the game. It might be wrong that they cheat but it's wrong for you to interfere. Plus, I think it's safe to say that a lot of the time the girls will end up with the guys again anyways.

[DebuteMachine23]

You're probably right. Thing is this isn't a game to me. Everyone calls it the game but its not. I've seen alot of dudes I know who seem to be alright dudes when they're alone but the moment their girl comes around they turn into a complete ass and treat them like shit. This "game" is bullshit and im sick of it.

Dude! Learn the rules bro! If a guy is being a serious dick the girl is going to know! Its called "acting like you don't care." Jesus man, how old are you?

[SirReal]

My Girlfriend is the worst cock-block ever...

Just kidding!::jointsmile:

[cannabisis4for20]

You're probably right. Thing is this isn't a game to me. Everyone calls it the game but its not. I've seen alot of dudes I know who seem to be alright dudes when they're alone but the moment their girl comes around they turn into a complete ass and treat them like shit. This "game" is bullshit and im sick of it.

Well if you want to get the same girls they do then do then copy them. There's lots of guys with more game than me but if I don't learn their moves I won't get any better, right? Everyone starts from the bottom, those other guys did too. They just just learned what to do to get girls.

[TheDefiler]

I always talk shit behind guys backs to their girlfriends if they are being douchebags, not being faithful, etc. It pisses me off when some guys can get whatever they want and be douchebags and guys like me who would be totally faithful, treat the girl like a queen, etc cant get shit!

[The Reffer]

yea some of the most worst cock-blocks ive known were girls i would be talkin to a girl an there friend would come an like fuckin take them away it pissed me off lol but ur friends can b big cock-blocks at times

[stinkyattic]

My neighbor keeps accusing me of cock-blocking, and he refuses to acknowledge that when he is 4 martinis deep on a Tuesday night, that chick wasn't planning to go home with him anyway...

[spliffstar22]

i've been cock blocked by some stupid motherfuckers before, and it's usually your friends that fuck it up lol and the girls' friends talkin shit in their ear "he's not faithful" this and that, and the other.......fuckin BullShit lol