in the shower...

[Buck268]

I'll piss anywhere I goddamn feel like!

Seriously though...

[wardrobe grower 78]

well my usual procedure for when i go for a shower is what i call the three s`s
stands for-SHIT,SHOWER, SHAVE!
so normally (for me!) yer piss comes while you crap lol then jump in the shower which minimizes the possibility of needing a pish in the shower and pissin down yer leg in the shower and feelin mingin,then out of the shower which the steam has made yer stubble soft enuff to shave without it feeling like your tearing the hair out your face instead of shaving it!!!
the 3 s`s rock, you feel like a new man afterwards!!

[mynameismike0]

i've done it before, but my drain doesn't work too well in my shower. so the piss just sorta lingers there instead of draining out. so yea, i don't really do that very often....

[Imotep]

sometimes i piss in a watering can, top it up with water and give it to the lemon tree.
i did a shit in the garden once when i was really drunk.

[robert42]

ive pissed everywhere,

my pants
my girlfriends face
my m8s bed
the sink
in a coke can
in a tuppaware container
down my leg lol
up a wall

ive dun it all u name it
they call me

THE PHANTOM PISSER!

[Mello.as.Hello]

I've seen girls pee standing up. Practice practice practice!!

When you can pee into the sink, AND you're female, then we'll talk.

[maryjanemama]

I've seen girls pee standing up. Practice practice practice!!

When you can pee into the sink, AND you're female, then we'll talk.

An ex bf taught me how to pee standing up. Cuz I was like, "No, girls can't do that." He was like, "Yes, they can....like this..." and he proceeded to explain. About 3 days later we broke up. Yep and that's that in a nutshell. I've never used what I've learned, btw, cuz it's just not right, I'll squat in the woods like a LADY!

[GIR]

one time i took a piss in the midle of the road and sum car came up behind me and was honking like a mother fucker ....... so i turned around and pissed all over this guys car. it was so funny and i was so high

[dog420]

Girlfriends face???? lmao Ya like golden showers eh?

*pukes* lol

peace dude

[dog420]

Ive come home that drunk, ive pissed all up the stairs,in corners,in the closet and last time was over the tv & video :S Whilst being kicked n punched round the house by the mrs lol

Peace