When I was a desperate virgin I would dream of contendedly dispensing with my virginity and then wake up and be so disappointed it was fake...

The worst one was when I walked in on two of the most fucking beautiful women you could ever imagine, naked and making out. They stopped, saw me and invited me to join them....

Fucked the shit out of them, and then I distinctly remember waking up, because for about 10 seconds I lay there with this happy shit-eating grin across my face, then looked over expecting to see them next to me in bed....(grin slowly fades...)

I was depressed all day after that lol.