Freak Accident...

[onequestion]

20 bucks says one of your high friends accidently kicked it from underneath or something and is just to scared to fess up.

Thats definitly it man. I have no doubts.

[Metaphor]

im pretty positive nobody kicked it, there were two people one was leaning back in his seat on his cell phone and i was lookin at the other guy because he was passing me the jay.

[sttomassmoker]

sounds like an anti-weed commercial.

[bluntblaze]

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lmao

[BoilerUp]

The table sounds like it was outside, is it outside all the time?

The change of weather from hot in the day to cold in the night could have helped damage it.

Another possibility is that it was shot, but it was a falling bullet. There are people that die miles away from stray bullets, so it wouldn't be too far out of the ordinary.

[Ganj]

sounds like an anti-weed commercial.

And just like any other anti-weed commercial, I would fix my stoned eyes on the television and await the event that would make a self-conscious mind speculate on their drug usage, then bust out in laughter once I saw your guy's faces after the glass exploded. You must have been freaked. There you are enjoying your high, then suddenly a loud crash. I wouldn't be surprised if you all yourselves didn't bust out into laughter from the sheer shock of it all. Have you all replaced the table yet?

[BizzleLuvin]

woah thats crazy! i agree with BA. probably some old fractures that finally decided to give in.
or Mike23artist broke it with his mind.

[birdgirl73]

I love it when you talk technical (like the professor from Gillians's Island) it makes me HOT!

I wish you lived by me too! I'd break all the glass in my house!
~~~~~~~~~Hazz

Aww, shucks, Hazz. You made me blush with that one. We could break that glass together, then talk about surface tension while we cut some replacememts. Sizzlin' hot. . . .

thanks birdgirl. So what your saying is it was basicly random and totally unavoidable. It was just some pressure points that decided to give in??

do you think i would be able to sue the company that manufactures the table??... me nd my boys are 'emotionally scarred'

Yep, random and unavoidable, Metaphor. Not so much some pressure points that decided to give in but rather some weak ones. Now that I've seen your pictures, let me ask you this. Was all that stuff down there with the glass fragments on top of the table surface before it fractured? The bottles, plates and other miscellaneous contents? Also, I see that table has a center rod like for an umbrella, I guess. Did the glass have a hole in the middle of it that the center rod went up through? I ask because any glass with a hole in the center of it is structurally weaker than a flat panel to begin with.

Don't think you have yourselves a plaintiff's action there, Metaphor. Nice try. LOL! It'd cost you more to retain an attorney to start that action than it would to replace that table 10 times over AND get group therapy for post-traumatic glass disorder.

This has been a fun thread!

[Metaphor]

loll yeah birdgirl everything down there was ontop of the table and yea, there is a hole for an umbrella. Thanks alot for your help, and im glad i dont have any snipers in my backyard

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

sounds like an anti-weed commercial.

Haha naw if it was they would of all been so high that they would of ate the broken glass and bled to death internally. Us damn stoners and our evil herb.:rasta: