i bruised my ass

[maryjanemama]

lol type 'bruise ass' on the google image finder thing...

unless bogart has been posting her ass around the internet lol

Ha! Foiled again! Surely she was just joking with us and not pulling a Lola.

maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on 01-13-2005. i bruised my ass i got drunk this weekend and fell down a flight of steps. :mad: my right ass cheek is KILLING ME :( just thought id let everyone know ;] lol Rating: 5

[GHoSToKeR]

lol @ doing a Lola

[Garden Knowm]

Imposter ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

nice wk. bogart : )

[clevemire]

lol @ doing a Lola

Aw hell. That's the last thing we need.

You got me 'bogart'. I'm too gullible for my own good.

[Ammie]

lol not me. Thats y I laughed so hard at the pic. Come on guys, her ass aint that big she to small for an ass like that

[BOgart.bitch]

lmao thats not my real ass. if anyone has been paying any attention im not even white! lol and that ass is (hopefully) the ass of a white woman.

i just posted it for a few laughs ;] my real bruise looks nothing like that poor lady's lol its just a little green and yellow circle haha.

[F L E S H]

"A bruised ass is like a bruised banana: some people eat around the bruised parts, some people think the bruises taste sweeter, but at the end of the day its just a strange-shaped yellow fruit... apples tastes nicer anyway, so stop asking me about bananas" - GHoSToKeR, from his 2004 book 'Asses and Fruit - Finding the Missing Link'

GHoST, your hilarious





*takes a toke from a sweet joint*

[Kingslay3r]

welcome to the club hehe
damn stairs...
i hate them so much when im drunk
but i lmfao each time while everyone is worried about me

[BOgart.bitch]

i dont know i wasnt doing too much laughing.. more cussing lol

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

haha i so knew that wasnt her ass cuz well from her pics shes hot and well most hot chicks have hot asses lol