Why don't women realise that bloke NEVER LOOK AT YOUR SHOES!!!! to men they are just something to stop your feet getting dirty/soar. If men had to class womens shoes there would be two types .... Normal shoes and stripper shoes! thats about it really.

And to class any shoes as stripper shoes they could be anything with a heel once your dancing sexy infront of us hahaha. But being honest on a night out I have NEVER once looked at a womens shoes.

I fear for women because their obsession with shoes are spreading to there handbags and now purses and COIN PURSES!!! There is now two types of purses that if they have any name on them are around 200-400 FOR A PURSE! (you can guess i've had to buy presents for GF's before haha) And then the purse has to match the bag, the bag has to match the shoes, the top has to match the bag and the shoes ... and then the occasion has to match the outfit. Which means you have a wardrobe full of cloths and accessories that you never have worn or never will wear because the odd's of all the factors being met are like 10000/1 Haww rant over.

But really I love you'se and couldn't live without your insanity ... it keeps me sane.