Daaang! Can't you kids make a pipe? The plumbing section of any hardware store can yield a nice little brass pipe. I have clay pipes that I fired in our wood stove. An Easter lamb roast also provided me a nice bone pipe. Hubby's bone pipe is made from a turkey drumstick bone. Do you have a drill? Make a hardwood pipe (don't use pine or other soft woods)! Get creative! Make your own! You won't need to scrounge for papers ever again! - Granny :hippy: