So i was smokin out my window

[YouAintKnow]

Get a small pet. Letting them roam around the floor is the best excuse to have your door locked.

I have a small dog and she always trys to get out, though I tried it once. Plus I'd be afraid to get her high, just because she is only like 20 lbs.

[passitplz]

well today im sittin downsatirs and my mom goes up to her room and comes back down and she was like it smells weird up there. i asked if it was i good or bad smell. she said idk. and i said well what does it smell like and she said it kinda smells like weed. which is complete bullshit cuz theres noway the upstairs would smell.

so i think she kinda thinks i was smokin last night but shes not 100% sure... only decision i gotta make now is deny it or just straight up tell her i smoke

[YouAintKnow]

well today im sittin downsatirs and my mom goes up to her room and comes back down and she was like it smells weird up there. i asked if it was i good or bad smell. she said idk. and i said well what does it smell like and she said it kinda smells like weed. which is complete bullshit cuz theres noway the upstairs would smell.

so i think she kinda thinks i was smokin last night but shes not 100% sure... only decision i gotta make now is deny it or just straight up tell her i smoke

Deny, Deny, Deny!
haha no, depends on how you're mom takes stuff like that.
get her to smoke with you!

[Mr.biggs]

i do that all the time.. smoke out the window with a towel under the door.

yesterday i was smoking out of my dads bong, and my window over looks my driveway, so i put the bong on my desk (a clear view from outside) and as im about to put weed in, my dad drives in. i was pretty high at the time and i was kinda pannicing.

so you know wht happend? .................................................. i spilt the damn water!!!

i had to spray my room and used some rug doctor or whatever

[Frivolous248]

Deny dude...deny.

I think you woulda been safer if you actually did the dance routine...well now you know for next time.

But she definitely has an idea now, if you were going through that much trouble to hide the smell and she randomly decides it smells like bud up there...yeah shes testing you.

[passitplz]

Deny dude...deny.

I think you woulda been safer if you actually did the dance routine...well now you know for next time.

But she definitely has an idea now, if you were going through that much trouble to hide the smell and she randomly decides it smells like bud up there...yeah shes testing you.

yea i know for a fact shes testing me... but shes also letting me go to a party tonight which could mean shes just turning her head... idk ill just deny

[Stoned_Friend]

holy fuck i laughed about that part for like 10 minutes